How does she taste?

edge_dragoncaller
edge_dragoncaller Posts: 826 Member
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So the other day, my Son (who is 11) was trying to say that Demi Lavato and Katy Perry sound the same to him, but instead, said they taste the same. We had a few laughs about it, but then his Mom and I went off on a whole discussion about musicians and if their music had a Flavor, what would they taste like?

For example, Pink. My wife says she would taste like a Circus....all the flavors mixed together. Popcorn, Hot Dogs, Cotton Candy ... yeah. All the fun flavors thrown together.

We also agreed that If Crazy and Desperate had a flavor...that would be Britney Spears.

So I ask this...

Who is your favorite in music and how does he / she / they taste?
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  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Avenged Sevenfold = vodka and cranberry juice!
  • So_Much_Fab
    So_Much_Fab Posts: 1,146 Member
    I was a huge Garth Brooks fan back in the day - I'm thinkin' he would taste like deep fried Oreos.
  • brower47
    brower47 Posts: 16,356 Member
    Rob Zombie - Tacos
  • EmilyOfTheSun
    EmilyOfTheSun Posts: 1,548 Member
    The Suicide Machines - Amp Energy Drink!
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    Oh my goodness, that is not what I thought this thread was going to be about.
  • MudRunLvr
    MudRunLvr Posts: 226 Member
    This metaphor is so mixed my nose just started bleeding.

    "If musicians were a flavor what would they be? You know flavors like "circus" or "desperate."
  • CaffeinatedGlitter
    CaffeinatedGlitter Posts: 201 Member
    I agree with Pink, but you forgot funnel cake wrapped around the corn dog haha
  • InForBacon
    InForBacon Posts: 1,508 Member
    Bacon
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    Dub step would taste like an old oil covered grimy metal gear.

    Pink Floyd would taste like the best skunk weed you ever had

    Celine Dion would taste like a celery
  • PoopieMonster
    PoopieMonster Posts: 295 Member
    I think Pink would taste more like dirty band aids.
  • TJMiddaugh
    TJMiddaugh Posts: 67 Member
    slayer and they would probably taste like a knuckle sandwich
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    Karen Carpenter would taste like Creme Burlee that God himself made in heaven with the most heavenly cows and pure cane sugar. That is what she would taste like MMMMMMMMM Karen
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    Marilyn Manson - Cocaine and semen. Possibly blood.

    Lady Gaga - Whisky and semen. Possibly blood.
  • Lisa1971
    Lisa1971 Posts: 3,069 Member
    Jon Bon Jovi...Chocolate!:love:
  • edge_dragoncaller
    edge_dragoncaller Posts: 826 Member
    Rob Zombie - Tacos

    I wasn't seeing Tacos there, wow. I would think he would taste more like a peppered steak that was just a bit too close to the coals. cooked right, but the outside is to charred.


    Marilyn Manson - Cocaine and semen. Possibly blood.

    Lady Gaga - Whisky and semen. Possibly blood.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: that's awesome.
  • Mrsallypants
    Mrsallypants Posts: 887 Member
    NIN. rusty nails, sweat, lube and godlessness.
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    Marilyn Manson - Cocaine and semen. Possibly blood.

    Lady Gaga - Whisky and semen. Possibly blood.

    Not mixed together...
  • brower47
    brower47 Posts: 16,356 Member
    Nirvana - Teen Spirit
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    Marilyn Manson - Cocaine and semen. Possibly blood.

    Lady Gaga - Whisky and semen. Possibly blood.

    I just threw up in my mouth.
  • Parmcat
    Parmcat Posts: 268 Member
    Muse- Fish and chips

    Jack White- peppermint

    Terri Nunn (lead singer of Berlin)- Heaven!
  • 5ftnFun
    5ftnFun Posts: 948 Member
    Hmm....at the risk of making a fool out of myself, I'll play. :tongue:

    Bruce Springsteen-beef jerky
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Nirvana - Teen Spirit

    No. Nirvana would smell like teen spirit, but taste like bleach!
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    Amy Winehouse anyone want to tackle that one?
  • 5ftnFun
    5ftnFun Posts: 948 Member
    The late John Denver-granola
  • 5ftnFun
    5ftnFun Posts: 948 Member
    Amy Winehouse anyone want to tackle that one?

    Vodka?
  • mmm_drop
    mmm_drop Posts: 1,126 Member
    Just want this to show in my news feed.
  • brower47
    brower47 Posts: 16,356 Member
    Nirvana - Teen Spirit

    No. Nirvana would smell like teen spirit, but taste like bleach!

    I see your point and agree. My sentiment has changed. I still stick with Tacos and Rob Zombie however.
  • ThatSoundsHard
    ThatSoundsHard Posts: 475 Member
    Ke$ha tastes like a red bull and vodka from last night that someone put a cigarette out in.
  • laughingdani
    laughingdani Posts: 2,275 Member
    RHCP

    And they could taste like this.....mmmm.....

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  • 5ftnFun
    5ftnFun Posts: 948 Member
    A couple more, then time to step back. Some singers from my years:

    Jimmy Buffet-what else? Cheeseburgers and margaritas
    Barry Manilow-vanilla pudding

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