Does jumping exercises make me NOT pregnant?
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Parcel tape? No way. That's some good protein right there...maoribadger wrote: »Dont have a masters just a nursing qualification so counts me out. Shame really. Im kinda fond of my two. Best get the parcel tape out....
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You want me to eat the tape or the kids?-1
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maoribadger wrote: »You want me to eat the tape or the kids?
... I just deleted what I initially wrote. I realized it was way too inappropriate. lol.
The kids.0 -
Yeah probably funny but very very wrong indeed. I can only imagine.0
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maoribadger wrote: »Dont have a masters just a nursing qualification so counts me out. Shame really. Im kinda fond of my two. Best get the parcel tape out....
I'm keeping mine anyway. She shows promise as a human. Plus, she's too skinny to provide enough protein to make getting rid of her worth it.0 -
roast marrow with toast points and a little blueberry jam.0
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It's the title of the thread that bothers me most.
As in, the syntactical construction of it.0 -
blktngldhrt wrote: »blktngldhrt wrote: »blktngldhrt wrote: »
wouldn't bother me at all actually.
cool. you, and others who don't want children, can stop having babies. those who think having the opportunity to be a parent is more rewarding than no worries concerning the subject, can have/try to have babies.
Not everyone who thinks this should have children.
Not everyone who thinks what?? That jumping can prevent implantation or that the worry that comes with being a parent isn't an issue because the awesomeness of your child overshadows all of potential cons?
Who are you to say who should and should not have children? I don't feel that something as trivial as this warrants the trite 'people like you shouldn't conceive' statement.
Not everyone "who think having the opportunity to be a parent is more rewarding than no worries concerning the subject, can have/try to have babies" should have children.0 -
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I would ask your gynecologist or obgyn about it. If there is risk for anything, they should know, based on your body and medical history. I saw a high risk obgyn and they would be the ones to best advise you. What might be okay for one person may not be fine for another. I hope you have a successful pregnancy soon
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blktngldhrt wrote: »maoribadger wrote: »Dont have a masters just a nursing qualification so counts me out. Shame really. Im kinda fond of my two. Best get the parcel tape out....
I'm keeping mine anyway. She shows promise as a human. Plus, she's too skinny to provide enough protein to make getting rid of her worth it.
Topped with some cheese might help. Have grown bizarrely fond of mine to be honest. They say nice things to me some days. Unfortunately dbmata is making me hungry
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maoribadger wrote: »blktngldhrt wrote: »maoribadger wrote: »Dont have a masters just a nursing qualification so counts me out. Shame really. Im kinda fond of my two. Best get the parcel tape out....
I'm keeping mine anyway. She shows promise as a human. Plus, she's too skinny to provide enough protein to make getting rid of her worth it.
Topped with some cheese might help. Have grown bizarrely fond of mine to be honest. They say nice things to me some days. Unfortunately dbmata is making me hungry
I'd rather just have the cheese. I've also become quite fond of mine. She's entertaining.-1 -
the protein to annoyance trade off is not worth it when I can pick up pre-prepped protein at a brazililan place.
But I'm deeply happy you're are turning out to be reasonable tiny people. There might be hope for us yet.0 -
there are not enough reasonable tiny people.-1
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It is the exercise but not the motions but the time. Whenever you feel like it is time to excercise go have sex.0
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Isn't sex basically just jumping while laying down?? Or while bending, or....0
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There definitely are not enough reasonable tiny people. I dislike many other peoples tiny people. Mind you I dislike many other people generally. The more I meet the more I appreciate my cat-1
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Finally--I was just questioning this last night. Been over 2 years and nadda for us too. I do a lot of HIIT training, running, heavy lifting and tons of other very strenuous exercising like weight vest running on mountains--I was thinking about this last night when I was doing burpees and running rope. Could this be disrupting the implantation stage? I'm not sure it is that simple, but I have no idea.0
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Best evidence that it doesn't make a bit of difference: if there was even the tiniest shred of evidence that exercise worked to prevent pregnancy or induce miscarriage, you'd see 18 year old girls frantically doing jumping jacks every Saturday and Sunday morning.
But they don't (nor do any of those dumb women's health magazines suggest they should), so there's no evidence at all for this theory.
All the advice to "relax and stop trying so hard and then you'll get pregnant" is wrong, too. But you do need to be patient, as it can take years with or without help, and there are still lots of interventions for you to try.
Best of luck to you.0 -
Lalalindaloo wrote: »
Think of it more like a minimum in order to proceed forward rather than once you you do this you should do that.
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Yes, a wild flagger has arrived!
They're super ineffective!
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Lalalindaloo wrote: »
Think of it more like a minimum in order to proceed forward rather than once you you do this you should do that.
exacto.0 -
maoribadger wrote: »There definitely are not enough reasonable tiny people. I dislike many other peoples tiny people. Mind you I dislike many other people generally. The more I meet the more I appreciate my cat
Same here, and my dog. Hell, I judge people based off the dog and cat. If neither animal likes them, they'll be removed from my home.0 -
Wouldn't work here. My cat likes anyone with food
That said so do I so....0 -
I've been told that I make food. Ergo, you like me.
SOMEONE LIKES ME! I WIN AT LIFE!0 -
I'm OP.
Thank you everyone here! You guys have given me much reassurance and supports. Now, I'm much more calmer than when I started the thread. I believe I will finally have my own baby sooner or later. I know that it can take years. That's why I keep doing exercise to be in good health. Thank you also for sharing your experiences and talking some sense into me.
Well, I hope you don't raise the minimum requirement to have a baby because I do have a Master's degree in Economics.0 -
I'm OP.
Thank you everyone here! You guys have given me much reassurance and supports. Now, I'm much more calmer than when I started the thread. I believe I will finally have my own baby sooner or later. I know that it can take years. That's why I keep doing exercise to be in good health. Thank you also for sharing your experiences and talking some sense into me.
Well, I hope you don't raise the minimum requirement to have a baby because I do have a Master's degree in Economics.
Best wishes!!0 -
I've gone to the gym and come home to 4 flags in this thread
OP if you have the masters degree you are all set I believe0 -
maoribadger wrote: »I've gone to the gym and come home to 4 flags in this thread
OP if you have the masters degree you are all set I believe
That'll teach you.0
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