My dairy isn't working..

Sinistrous
Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
Okay, I need some serious help. My dairy isn't working! How do I fix it??

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  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Get some new cows?
  • concordancia
    concordancia Posts: 5,320 Member
    ilfaith wrote: »
    Get some new cows?

    Or some new farm hand for milking.

    1) Try posting in tech support
    2) Tech support will want to know what is actually wrong with your diary, assuming that is what you meant.

  • SnuggleSmacks
    SnuggleSmacks Posts: 3,731 Member
    Are they not producing milk? Is it cows, goats, or what? Or are you trying to make cheese or butter?
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
    Is there a number I can call?
  • SnuggleSmacks
    SnuggleSmacks Posts: 3,731 Member
    I guess that depends on what the problem is and what sort of livestock you're dealing with.
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
    The pounds aren't coming off!! The dairy doesn't help :(
  • concordancia
    concordancia Posts: 5,320 Member
    How does one know how to make rainbow font, but not how to contact tech support? There is even a forum for that.
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
    concordancia wrote: »
    How does one know how to make rainbow font, but not how to contact tech support? There is even a forum for that.

    Is it an android type of dairy?? I want one..
  • MarziPanda95
    MarziPanda95 Posts: 1,326 Member
    Sinistrous wrote: »
    The pounds aren't coming off!! The dairy doesn't help :(

    You're probably eating/drinking too much dairy, then.
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
    MarziPanda95 wrote: »
    Sinistrous wrote: »
    The pounds aren't coming off!! The dairy doesn't help :(

    You're probably eating/drinking too much dairy, then.

    I promise you, I am not drinking my diary. There is no way I would have enough paper to print that and get it into liquid form.
  • MarziPanda95
    MarziPanda95 Posts: 1,326 Member
    Sinistrous wrote: »
    MarziPanda95 wrote: »
    Sinistrous wrote: »
    The pounds aren't coming off!! The dairy doesn't help :(

    You're probably eating/drinking too much dairy, then.

    I promise you, I am not drinking my diary. There is no way I would have enough paper to print that and get it into liquid form.

    Then I doubt it's your dairy that's the problem, considering paper has very few calories. Maybe try looking at your diary? You might be consuming too much milk or cheese.
  • kimny72
    kimny72 Posts: 16,011 Member
    If you mean your diary doesn't work, like you can't add a recipe or the page won't load, post in the Tech Support forum.

    If you mean keeping a diary isn't helping you lose weight, you need to be more specific, as in what are your stats, and you should open your diary so we can see it.

    If you mean your dairy doesn't work, you should contact your local 4-H or maybe the manager at your grocery store.

    Oh, boy.
  • SnuggleSmacks
    SnuggleSmacks Posts: 3,731 Member
    You should have a local cooperative extension service, or some other official agricultural office. They may be able to help with any dairy questions you have.
  • countscalories
    countscalories Posts: 418 Member
    Have you tried vegan diary? You can buy it at heath food stoves.
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
    Okay. The buttons still don't work. I squeeze and nothing comes out.
  • concordancia
    concordancia Posts: 5,320 Member
    Sinistrous wrote: »
    Okay. The buttons still don't work. I squeeze and nothing comes out.

    You have to squeeze and pull.
  • SnuggleSmacks
    SnuggleSmacks Posts: 3,731 Member
    Are you milking or churning?
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