who takes up more of the bed, I say women! discuss.

nikilis
nikilis Posts: 2,305 Member
edited January 25 in Chit-Chat
now I spent a good 10 year block living with a couple of different girls, all unique, and sometimes emotionally fractured in their own special ways.

BUT: they all had one thing in common, they all hogged the bed like crazy. quite regularly, I would end up on the edge, trying to not fall on the floor. many times I actually went around the other side of the bed, because there was more room over there, and when I got the whole bed to myself, I had the best 16 hour + sleep marathon solo slumber parties in my life, only rising to eat ice-cream and pop rocks, and right back at it like a champ.

girls! (or boys!) why the frick must you sleep in the middle, or even completely within neighbouring territory. and don't get me started on the blanket thievery. thats how I got pneumonia.

so ladies and gents, do you agree, women are the main culprit or are men guilty of this slumber crime.

are you a blanket thief or invading your lova lova's side of the bed like the soviets all up ons eastern europe back in the day?

do you feel the need to build your own pillow based iron curtain or great wall of slumber to fend of the nightly incursions?

3, 2, 1, discuss!

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  • desiv2
    desiv2 Posts: 651 Member
    I sleep in the middle, and alone....

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  • SakuraRose13
    SakuraRose13 Posts: 621 Member
    Well my husband loves to wrap himself in the blankets in so many in fact its ridiculous, however I can't stand that I like to be free and use one sheet and a quilt complete opposite ,so we normally don't share blankets much these days, as for sharing the bed I hardly move and the only reason I end up so close to him is the mattress was his before me and is like 10yrs old and has a indentation from him and I wiegh less than him and hes like a foot taller than me reach equals me rolling into the middle sometimes.
  • Silver_Star
    Silver_Star Posts: 1,351 Member
    hey, im living proof that I , as a woman, do not hog the blankets.

    In the morning, they are on the floor next to the bed, with my dog on them!
  • Prettymisssparkles
    Prettymisssparkles Posts: 1,274 Member
    Nope, i snug my unicorn pillow pet on the edge of the bed with a corner of the blanket trying to stay warm...
  • I'm don't hog the bed at all. I actually get as far over to the edge as I can. With two 80lbs dogs my king size bed gets small quick. :)

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  • KevDaniel
    KevDaniel Posts: 449 Member
    Women, I did a case study in my home a scientific survey consisting of my bed and my lack of space.
  • mmddwechanged
    mmddwechanged Posts: 1,687 Member
    I hog the blankets but my husband hogs the bed. I, too, have sometimes got up, almost falling off the edge, and walked around to the other side.
  • nikilis
    nikilis Posts: 2,305 Member
    so far we have: woman blames man, man blames woman, woman blames dog. dog doesn't care. lol.
  • WilmaDennis91
    WilmaDennis91 Posts: 433 Member
    My boyfriend said that I always tend to sleep in the middle of the bed cuz no matter what I'm always sleeping touching him, whether it's my arm around his waist, my leg on his, or my entire body is against his back. But it seems like every morning he's all over me like a dead body or his butt on my back! And when I get up before him, he takes over my spot and the entire bed. So it depends lol.
  • craigmandu
    craigmandu Posts: 976 Member
    I say the woman....I literally sometimes feel like I'm sleeping on my side at the top of a skyscraper on a 6" ledge. I look over, and she's spralled out like a drunken prom queen.
  • berriboobear
    berriboobear Posts: 524 Member
    I'm single... so I sleep alone and I don't really move around. But when I was in a relationship, as long as it wasn't sweltering, than I'm always snuggle against my man. So I'm not sure if that's hogging the space or not... just getting up in his personal space =P
  • Moosycakes
    Moosycakes Posts: 258 Member
    My boyfriend and I share the bed nicely ^_^

    Which probably means I take up most of it and he's too nice to say, but y'know.
  • Ophidion
    Ophidion Posts: 2,065 Member
    I sleep with my eye's open...this deters anyone one from stealing my side of the bed and creeps the hell out of my girlfriend much to my amusement.
  • amandapye78
    amandapye78 Posts: 820 Member
    Total bed hog here, I hog the blankets and my husband usually has to wrestle his pillows from me every night. I would sleep alone happily but my husband doesn't like sleeping outside.
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