Men only, TOM question...

_noob_
_noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
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Meh, I got nothing...just wanted to feel included in a TOM thread.
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  • djeffreys10
    djeffreys10 Posts: 2,312 Member
    That is one subject I am glad to be excluded from.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Bloating is caused by water retention. Use a diuretic to reduce the discomfort.

    Yes, many women get cravings during or before their period.

    Yes many women get cramps. A warm tea, heating pad, and compression band can help.

    Yes, men are aware this happens to you.
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    I blame TOM on my sandwiches taking longer to get out of the kitchen.
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    he drove a 308 GTS.

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  • sweebum
    sweebum Posts: 1,060 Member
    Bloating is caused by water retention. Use a diuretic to reduce the discomfort.

    Yes, many women get cravings during or before their period.

    Yes many women get cramps. A warm tea, heating pad, and compression band can help.

    Yes, men are aware this happens to you.

    You're the man.:flowerforyou:
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Bloating is caused by water retention. Use a diuretic to reduce the discomfort.

    Yes, many women get cravings during or before their period.

    Yes many women get cramps. A warm tea, heating pad, and compression band can help.

    Yes, men are aware this happens to you.

    You're the man.:flowerforyou:

    AND YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO STAY OUT OF MEN ONLY THREADS :angry:
  • amandapye78
    amandapye78 Posts: 820 Member
    Bloating is caused by water retention. Use a diuretic to reduce the discomfort.

    Yes, many women get cravings during or before their period.

    Yes many women get cramps. A warm tea, heating pad, and compression band can help.

    Yes, men are aware this happens to you.


    You forgot a few things, murderous rages that are evened out by the general lack of energy. Some of us also get migraines...At least these all apply to me
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    But you have nice eyebrows, so I forgive you.
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
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  • ihateroses
    ihateroses Posts: 893 Member
    I blame TOM on my sandwiches taking longer to get out of the kitchen.

    LOLLOLLLOLLL OMG SO FUNNY HAHAHAHA WOMEN BELONG IN THE KITCHEN AMIRIGHT GUISE!?!?!?!?
  • lbmore33
    lbmore33 Posts: 1,013 Member
    totally off meds......................TOM
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    I blame TOM on my sandwiches taking longer to get out of the kitchen.

    LOLLOLLLOLLL OMG SO FUNNY HAHAHAHA WOMEN BELONG IN THE KITCHEN AMIRIGHT GUISE!?!?!?!?

    in for the impending kerfuffle!

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  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
    But you have nice eyebrows, so I forgive you.

    Slightly obsessed with eyebrows, are we?
  • EDesq
    EDesq Posts: 1,527 Member
    Thought you were serious, and might ask something like: When My woman's TOM and I am horny as hell, what do I do? Answer: FAST!
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    Look you gotta choice Bill...you wait a little longer for the sandwich OR you pleasantly and hungrily eat the tear soaked sandwich stuffed with Vicodin and glass shards

    Which is it gonna be?
  • kitty_kong
    kitty_kong Posts: 56
    what's with the person above me and food? Also, that's one pretty man!!
  • sweebum
    sweebum Posts: 1,060 Member
    But you have nice eyebrows, so I forgive you.

    Slightly obsessed with eyebrows, are we?

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  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    But you have nice eyebrows, so I forgive you.

    Slightly obsessed with eyebrows, are we?

    Why is it a bad thing that I appreciate nice eyebrows? :huh:
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    But you have nice eyebrows, so I forgive you.

    Slightly obsessed with eyebrows, are we?

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    ^Exactly. I could never take her seriously.
  • kitty_kong
    kitty_kong Posts: 56
    Davey Crockett
  • sweebum
    sweebum Posts: 1,060 Member
    But you have nice eyebrows, so I forgive you.

    Slightly obsessed with eyebrows, are we?

    Why is it a bad thing that I appreciate nice eyebrows? :huh:

    I've never had an eyebrow compliment. It's nice to know they're appreciated. :laugh:
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
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  • SerenaFisher
    SerenaFisher Posts: 2,170 Member
    Bloating is caused by water retention. Use a diuretic to reduce the discomfort.

    Yes, many women get cravings during or before their period.

    Yes many women get cramps. A warm tea, heating pad, and compression band can help.

    Yes, men are aware this happens to you.
    Heating pads? Good idea. I really usually just suffer.


    "Don't be a b&$ch take midol!" I heard that some where.
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    But you have nice eyebrows, so I forgive you.

    Slightly obsessed with eyebrows, are we?

    3s04tz.jpg

    d'oh! she forgot her duckface pose. so close... so very close... gonna have to deduct points for that.
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
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  • Cadori
    Cadori Posts: 4,810 Member
    The answer is "Just shut up and do it anyway, you'll enjoy it, really."
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    Bloating is caused by water retention. Use a diuretic to reduce the discomfort.

    Yes, many women get cravings during or before their period.

    Yes many women get cramps. A warm tea, heating pad, and compression band can help.

    Yes, men are aware this happens to you.

    You're the man.:flowerforyou:

    Ewwww, it's a girl!!!

    Wait, what?
  • danasings
    danasings Posts: 8,218 Member
    But you have nice eyebrows, so I forgive you.

    Slightly obsessed with eyebrows, are we?

    Why is it a bad thing that I appreciate nice eyebrows? :huh:

    I've never had an eyebrow compliment. It's nice to know they're appreciated. :laugh:

    I was once told that my eyebrows are my best feature. Just what every girl wants to hear. :frown:
  • Cadori
    Cadori Posts: 4,810 Member
    But you have nice eyebrows, so I forgive you.

    Slightly obsessed with eyebrows, are we?

    Why is it a bad thing that I appreciate nice eyebrows? :huh:

    I've never had an eyebrow compliment. It's nice to know they're appreciated. :laugh:

    I was once told that my eyebrows are my best feature. Just what every girl wants to hear. :frown:

    Nonsense. I think your elbow far outshines your eyebrows. :bigsmile:
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    But you have nice eyebrows, so I forgive you.

    Slightly obsessed with eyebrows, are we?

    Why is it a bad thing that I appreciate nice eyebrows? :huh:

    I've never had an eyebrow compliment. It's nice to know they're appreciated. :laugh:

    I was once told that my eyebrows are my best feature. Just what every girl wants to hear. :frown:

    They didnt see your bikini pics.

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