Why did you break up with the person above you..

lisalips30

he ate my last cheese stick

assthetikk

always wanted me to carry her around the house...i ended up hurting my back

JackKopCh

lisalips30 wrote: »

he ate my last cheese stick

Im sorry I love cheese!

OT: You was too much man for me

lisalips30

hahah, you got to used to me serving you in bed every morning

JackKopCh

Because it turned out to be but a dream

Sinistrous

Was so young

MaxPower0102

11pm curfew

SwitzEngine

He wasn't my type

WMDemetree

He could not make up his mind what type he likes.

JackKopCh

The morning sun kept shining off his head and blinding me

Spnneil06

JackKopCh wrote: »

She broke my sonic screwdriver

dirty lies!!

Spnneil06

He fell for WMDemetree, said he radiated with light, how could I compete?

WMDemetree

Jack was catch in comparison.

Vegas_Don

I like women

SwitzEngine

He always used my shampoo

Spnneil06

He didn't like me using his things, very stingy.

lisalips30

because we always had debates on whos glasses were better.lol

Spnneil06

She tried to steal my glasses!

MaxPower0102

Cuz I'm not a "lips guy"

SwitzEngine

Spnneil06 wrote: »

He didn't like me using his things, very stingy.

lol

Spnneil06

he was a man of few words, I felt lonely.

MaxPower0102

She would never shut up, I couldn't get a word in edge-wise

JackKopCh

He kept farting under the covers

lisalips30

i may have been to freaky for him

EZDUZIT68

Everyone she knew referred to her as "Lips"!

victal

I didn't!

JackKopCh

lisalips30 wrote: »

i may have been to freaky for him

Never! The freakier the better!

OT: He touched my butt!

edit: She was too strong!!

Sinistrous

Too coot.

lisalips30

JackKopCh wrote: »

lisalips30 wrote: »

i may have been to freaky for him

Never! The freakier the better!

OT: He touched my butt!

edit: She was too strong!!

glad to hear that now.. watch out for me.haha

SwitzEngine

You were too laid back