Calvin and Hobbes...

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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,968 Member
    Calvin better move quick or he will end up bursting the house!!

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  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,723 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    My ds loved Calvin and Hobbes growing up. When he left the house 20+ years ago and cleaned out his stuff, he was getting rid of all his C&H books. I have them now. And still love them. :)

    I'll bet one day he'll come to appreciate your foresight in retaining them.

    You're probably right; he reclaimed all his Legos I'd saved. :/:)
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,968 Member
    The fact Calvin knows he has a pituitary gland never ceases to amaze me.

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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,968 Member
    According to Patch O'Houlihan in the movie Dodgeball, "Just remember the five D's of dodgeball: Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive and... Dodge."

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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,968 Member
    Calvin's problem grows worse and worse...

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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,968 Member
    I've fallen on a planet, but I've never fallen off a planet...

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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,968 Member
    Imagine falling out of the galaxy and finding a door...

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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,968 Member
    Calvin's mom can't possibly understand what it's like to suddenly expand so large that you end up outgrowing the planet and even the galaxy... but she can understand math homework needs to get done...

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  • RAinWA
    RAinWA Posts: 1,980 Member
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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,968 Member
    RAinWA wrote: »
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    Likewise, @RAinWA!! As a Canadian, our Thanksgiving is a bit earlier but my wife is American so I get both!!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,968 Member
    In this case, Calvin is being more typical than usual; he is not practicing active listening. Most of us only listen enough to prepare our reply... and that's not great communication... (time to start nodding)

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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,968 Member
    I wonder why Calvin struggles so much with math? He's clearly brilliant in other ways...

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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,968 Member
    Tiding of comfort & joy, indeed...

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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,968 Member
    Ah, Christmas... when consumerism kicks into high gear...

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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,968 Member
    It was worth a try...

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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,968 Member
    Hopefully there's no anti-vaxxers in Calvin's class...

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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,968 Member
    The monsters under my bed never talked... dammit...

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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,968 Member
    I wonder what the actual meal is? I used to do this kind of thing with the kids too... pretend whatever I made for supper was made up of something bizarre or gross.

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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,968 Member
    Coffee instead of water, please...

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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,968 Member
    We've got at least double that amount just now...

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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,968 Member
    He sees you when you're sleeping; he knows when you're awake! Santa or CIA spook??

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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,968 Member
    "Pure as the driven snow"?

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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,968 Member
    Poor Calvin... he just can't win, can he?

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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,968 Member
    I wonder why Calvin doesn't want to share his comic books? Maybe Hobbes draws mustaches on characters?

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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,968 Member
    Sometimes Hobbes is the pragmatic voice of reason. Other times...

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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,968 Member
    I would prefer a nice drone but a heat-seeking guided missile might be fun too...

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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,968 Member
    edited December 2019
    For what it's worth, Santa Claws wasn't wrong...

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    https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2019/12/15
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,968 Member
    I'm not sure a flamethrower would be as much fun as Calvin thinks but I've never tried one so...

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    https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2019/12/16
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,968 Member
    Octosyllabic rhyme; each line has eight syllables and ends with a rhyme. Who says cartoons can't be educational?

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    https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2019/12/17
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,723 Member
    Lol Loving your C&H posts. :) Thanks for adding some every day; always chuckle worthy. :)

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