Would you poke the person above you in the eye?

Derpes
Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
edited November 10 in Chit-Chat
Well?
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  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Sure if he was in to that kind of thing! ;)
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  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
    poke him in the eye and then run
  • 530roman
    530roman Posts: 1,819 Member
    Maximus wrote: »
    I'd poke something else

    Was wondering how long this one would take. Record time.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Nah they both seem cool, no eye poking!
  • JackKopCh
    JackKopCh Posts: 8,042 Member
    Yes but I'd fail because she has sexy protection!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    only to win a very aggressive thumb war comp!
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  • jumpstreetbrahh
    jumpstreetbrahh Posts: 207 Member
    Come at me brah
  • beckibelgium
    beckibelgium Posts: 235 Member
    Depens if he touched my food
  • JackKopCh
    JackKopCh Posts: 8,042 Member
    Never :blush:
  • jumpstreetbrahh
    jumpstreetbrahh Posts: 207 Member
    Depens if he touched my food

    I would, come at me. Lvl 3 runescape town owning bychess *kitten* there. You mad?

    and yea I would
  • beckibelgium
    beckibelgium Posts: 235 Member
    edited January 2015
    Depens if he touched my food

    I would, come at me. Lvl 3 runescape town owning bychess *kitten* there. You mad?

    and yea I would

    Best be keeping ur digits off my munch homeboy, or I'll be poking all up in that eye

    (Im so to old to talk like that!)
  • jumpstreetbrahh
    jumpstreetbrahh Posts: 207 Member
    Depens if he touched my food

    I would, come at me. Lvl 3 runescape town owning bychess *kitten* there. You mad?

    and yea I would

    Best be keeping ur digits off my munch homeboy, or I'll be poking all up in that eye

    (Im so to old to talk like that!)


    What the *kitten* did you just say to me you little *kitten*? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the *kitten* out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my *kitten* words. You think you can get away with saying that *kitten* to me over the Internet? Think again, *kitten*. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re *kitten* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable *kitten* off the face of the continent, you little *kitten*. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your *kitten* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will *kitten* fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re *kitten* dead, kiddo.
  • beckibelgium
    beckibelgium Posts: 235 Member
    Depens if he touched my food

    I would, come at me. Lvl 3 runescape town owning bychess *kitten* there. You mad?

    and yea I would

    Best be keeping ur digits off my munch homeboy, or I'll be poking all up in that eye

    (Im so to old to talk like that!)


    What the *kitten* did you just say to me you little *kitten*? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the *kitten* out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my *kitten* words. You think you can get away with saying that *kitten* to me over the Internet? Think again, *kitten*. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re *kitten* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable *kitten* off the face of the continent, you little *kitten*. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your *kitten* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will *kitten* fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re *kitten* dead, kiddo.

    Wow who peed in ur cornflakes
  • JackKopCh
    JackKopCh Posts: 8,042 Member
    O_O

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  • beckibelgium
    beckibelgium Posts: 235 Member
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  • jumpstreetbrahh
    jumpstreetbrahh Posts: 207 Member
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    Why did you shared my snap? *kitten* got real. 1vs1 kent
  • beckibelgium
    beckibelgium Posts: 235 Member
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    Why did you shared my snap? *kitten* got real. 1vs1 kent

    Had to share to much sexy just 4 me
  • jumpstreetbrahh
    jumpstreetbrahh Posts: 207 Member
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    Why did you shared my snap? *kitten* got real. 1vs1 kent

    Had to share to much sexy just 4 me

    I dont give a *kitten* who are you or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your *kitten* life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much *kitten* pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a *kitten* back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a *kitten* how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many *kitten* guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll *kitten* show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the *kitten* out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a *kitten* heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my *kitten* car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could *kitten* destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fukin length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing *kitten* hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll *kitten* resuscitate you and kill you again myself you *kitten*-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you.
  • beckibelgium
    beckibelgium Posts: 235 Member
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    Why did you shared my snap? *kitten* got real. 1vs1 kent

    Had to share to much sexy just 4 me

    I dont give a *kitten* who are you or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your *kitten* life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much *kitten* pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a *kitten* back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a *kitten* how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many *kitten* guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll *kitten* show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the *kitten* out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a *kitten* heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my *kitten* car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could *kitten* destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fukin length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing *kitten* hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll *kitten* resuscitate you and kill you again myself you *kitten*-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you.

    Think some1 needs a snickers!
  • jumpstreetbrahh
    jumpstreetbrahh Posts: 207 Member
    I need real *kitten*, snickers are for 14 yr olds. Gnomesayin
  • beckibelgium
    beckibelgium Posts: 235 Member
    I need real *kitten*, snickers are for 14 yr olds. Gnomesayin

    Oh sorry that's how old I thought u were...... My bad.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    I think I actually would poke him in the eye!
  • 530roman
    530roman Posts: 1,819 Member
    What in the actual *kitten* is going on in here?
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
    Lol wtf. Hahaha.. Maybe not.
  • No. I'm too nice of a person.
  • beckibelgium
    beckibelgium Posts: 235 Member
    530roman wrote: »
    What in the actual *kitten* is going on in here?

    Think I'm going to get killed? Not really sure tbh
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