Round 2: what was the best thing your Dad ever sad to you

fatboy235

As a teenager my Dad would say if you ever end up in jail don't call me because i'm not coming down to bail you *kitten* out. But remember i'll be waiting for you when you get out and then you'll have to deal with me.

He also said, Life is a learning experience, it gets easier after the first 100 years.

On a positive note he always told me if I was out someplace and needed to get out of a bad situation to call with no questions asked. Thank God I never had to do that though. Probably why I never had to find out what would happen from the first saying.