Vegan Keto Cauliflower "Ice Cream"

Some_Watery_Tart

Yes, it's really a thing: Vanilla Blueberry Cauliflower Ice Cream

Ingredients:
-Whole cauliflower
-Stevia drops
-1 TB coconut oil (or ghee if you're not vegan)
-Lemon
-150g Blueberries
-Double Shot of coconut, quinoa, or almond milk (or milk sub of your choice)
-Vanilla pod
-Pinch of Himalayan salt

Boil the cauliflower until it's super soft. Drain off liquid. Add ghee and scraped vanilla bean seeds. Squeeze juice of half a lemon. Grate in some zest for added flavor. Blend in food processor/blender. During blending, add in enough milk to give it a velvety smooth texture. Add 3-7 drops of stevia based on taste. Add salt. Blend again. Place in container and refrigerate taking it out every couple of hours and blending it again for super smooth texture. Alternatively, let it cool and place in ice cream machine.

***I've taken some liberties with the directions to make them a little more clear and remove some errors.***

Recipe Credit: The "DirtyFilthyHealthy" blog. And thank you to my awesome friend Travis for making me aware that this is actually a thing.

Original blog post:
https://dirtyfilthyhealthy.wordpress.com/2014/09/20/i-scream-ice-cream-made-of-cauliflower-say-whaaaattt/

Edited to reduce the offensiveness of this recipe.

killerqueen21

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lol you are so wrong for all of this

Escloflowne

AliceDark

Ghee is clarified butter. It's not vegan. Maybe you could sub that out for coconut oil or something to make it fully vegan.

Burt_Huttz

Vegan with ghee. Is this a joke? Why would you try to get vegans to eat animal products? That's really messed up. Back in the day you could trust this website and people were here to help each other.

PRMinx

the_arghbowl

silver_arrow3

I'm so disturbed.

redpandora56

that does not sound even remotely appetizing - i've heard of blending frozen bananas to make 'ice cream' but i'm struggling to imagine cauliflower in a sweet dish of any description.

DavPul

sullus

MMMMMMMMM.....

williams969

SuggaD

does not sound tasty at all

chubby_checkers

ndj1979

DavPul wrote: »

ha, that gif expresses my sentiments exactly!

mistere627

Burt_Huttz wrote: »

Vegan with ghee. Is this a joke? Why would you try to get vegans to eat animal products?

Bringing them back to the dark side?

kaseyr1505

Uh, this isn't vegan. As it's been said, ghee is clarified butter, which is made from dairy.

And I'm pretty sure a damp sponge is better tasting.

RunTimer

Stop talking

srslybritt

Some_Watery_Tart

AliceDark wrote: »

Ghee is clarified butter. It's not vegan. Maybe you could sub that out for coconut oil or something to make it fully vegan.

I'm guessing the vegans around here already know about and use the vegan alternatives, as I do when I prepare food for my vegan brother. But you certainly have my apologies if I've offended. I'll edit the OP so no one accidentally consumes animals.

Travis_2

Just replace with one cup of regret.