How to tone your muscles to make them long and lean

darrensurrey

1) Take a scalpel
2) Cut the head of the muscle off the bone
3) Pull it further up the bone
4) Use Superglue to glue the head back to the bone
5) Hold for an hour

Anaesthetic is optional. I suggest Finnish Vodka.

PS IANAD.

cjs3001

Bumped. I've only got Georgian vodka, this will have to wait.

Antlady69

Darren - Du Depp!!! *PMSL*

IzzyBooNZ1

I think i have red wine , opened a few days ago, that may do.

darrensurrey

I think i have red wine , opened a few days ago, that may do.

Probably gone off so will be perfect.

SilverLotusGirl

Wouldn't a few stitches be better for holding the muscles in place?

darrensurrey

Wouldn't a few stitches be better for holding the muscles in place?

You can fix anything with Superglue.

sprintto50

I don't drink. Any other suggestions for the pain?

SilverLotusGirl

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Wouldn't a few stitches be better for holding the muscles in place?

You can fix anything with Superglue.

Seems I underestimate Superglue

darrensurrey

I don't drink. Any other suggestions for the pain?

Brace yourself!

darrensurrey

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Wouldn't a few stitches be better for holding the muscles in place?

You can fix anything with Superglue.

Seems I underestimate Superglue

I saw a documentary once where a man glued himself to himself.

Lifting_Knitter

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Wouldn't a few stitches be better for holding the muscles in place?

You can fix anything with Superglue.

Seems I underestimate Superglue

I saw a documentary once where a man glued himself to himself.

Yeah superglue!

darrensurrey

You changed your name! And photo. What a cute... thing.