I Need More Inactive Friends

SaintGiff

C'mon. You know what I'm saying here. This place of full of people always doing stuff, and eating stuff and seriously... whatever, man. My FL is full of active people doing active things always making me feel bad. Plus, who has time to be active when I have to sit around for hours on end clicking "LIKE" every time someone burns 4 calories by yawning or whatever. Enough of that. I'm looking for friends who are, essentially, furniture. No auto posted diaries and workouts. No encouraging "go get 'em!" posts. I need people that will make me look good by comparison. Is that so much to ask? Just... people who do nothing, eat nothing, and only post about interesting things like bewbs or yoga pants. So if you're reading this, and you really believe you fit the bill, well, you're wrong. Because the friends I'm looking for are far too lazy to have read all of this.

Muppyooh

Haha! Couch potato here.

Derp_Diggler

It seems to me you're destined to fail by design. Which is exactly what should be expected of a first class pooch-packer. Well done.