We broke up because...
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Played Dr with the Woman's Glee Club0
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Watched Glee. (Barf)0
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Barfed everywhere0
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Wouldn't be my nurse when I needed it.0
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Tried to get "it" from her nurse0
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Druggie..*it* was euphemism for drugs0
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Flushed my blood pressure meds down the toilet0
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Called everything her *medicine*..even the bottles of scotch she downed.0
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Too much legal medicine0
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Tried to be the strong arm of the law!0
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so critical of my touch0
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Wanted me to touch her soul... But I couldn't find it!0
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She caught me with her sister. And her mother.0
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He was way too fickle.0
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Found out she was broadcasting our bedroom activities to her parents.0
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He didn't impress my parents.0
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Found out her parents were talent scouts for Wicked.0
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I was more of a Vivid kind of gal.0
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Her split personality was a Vivid girl when in fact she was Amish0
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He split because I was too hot for him... Ran off with miss piggy0
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She said she was like Animal in bed. She meant she looked like Animal.0
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like to wear those animal costumes to bed wayy to much0
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Claimed to be a furry when really, it was her armpits that were furry0
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Two words: back hair. It was like petting the dog.0
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She pet the dog more than me0
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Too hung up on hair0
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Liked to be hung up. A little too much for me.0
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Thought I was hung too much0
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