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We broke up because...

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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She was still hooking up with her "Connection"!
  • yusaku02
    yusaku02 Posts: 3,472 Member
    She gave me a money tree that only grew leaves
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He leaves every time I run out of money! :smirk:
  • yusaku02
    yusaku02 Posts: 3,472 Member
    That was good!
    She nearly killed me with laughter on several occasions. It was for my own safety
  • spiveaa
    spiveaa Posts: 1,387 Member
    he stole all my protien
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Force fed me protein :o
  • IndianaGolfer
    IndianaGolfer Posts: 16,220 Member
    She lied about how she got her protein.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I found a girl in our closet ..another under the bed and one behind the curtain
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    She found me hiding behind the curtain and kicked me out :cry:
  • IndianaGolfer
    IndianaGolfer Posts: 16,220 Member
    jenmar22 wrote: »
    She found me hiding behind the curtain and kicked me out :cry:

    Lol I said under the bed this time, she got caught :'(
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Its was the two guys he hid in the bathroom that did it :o
  • Arathels
    Arathels Posts: 6,883 Member
    She found me hiding under the bed after she had filed for a restraining order
  • ulcaster555
    ulcaster555 Posts: 1,150 Member
    All she wanted was sex sex sex, i'm a man not a machine, i have feelings too
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Couldn't keep it up ..
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    Tried to keep me behind lock and key
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    edited May 2016
    I found out her initials Kvm stood for Killing Various Men. Your body count ain't going up today, honey.

  • Arathels
    Arathels Posts: 6,883 Member
    He kept saying I was to fat so I put some arsenik in his food.. Don't understand why he broke up with me :S
  • stretchingreality
    stretchingreality Posts: 124 Member
    I flushed her stash down the toilet
  • yusaku02
    yusaku02 Posts: 3,472 Member
    he never flushed the toilet other than that one time...
  • Wendyluvme
    Wendyluvme Posts: 552 Member
    He never changed out of his pajama bottoms.
  • yusaku02
    yusaku02 Posts: 3,472 Member
    She kept wearing all my clothes so all I had left were PJ bottoms.
  • Wendyluvme
    Wendyluvme Posts: 552 Member
    He got me arrested for stealing his clothes
  • HoolaHoopsMcGee
    HoolaHoopsMcGee Posts: 2,749 Member
    She was always getting arrested
  • nitroalley
    nitroalley Posts: 3,599 Member
    Put me through all kinds of hoops
  • Arathels
    Arathels Posts: 6,883 Member
    Wouldn't let me do aerial tricks on his hoops
  • IndianaGolfer
    IndianaGolfer Posts: 16,220 Member
    She never let me do that one thing she promised
  • nitroalley
    nitroalley Posts: 3,599 Member
    She played trick or treat with everyone but me.
  • Wendyluvme
    Wendyluvme Posts: 552 Member
    He was obsessed with Halloween year round
  • nitroalley
    nitroalley Posts: 3,599 Member
    edited May 2016
    Wendy0015 wrote: »
    He was obsessed with Halloween year round
    She wasn't a ghoblin. lol sorry

  • 2011rocket3touring
    2011rocket3touring Posts: 1,346 Member
    He said I couldn't satisfy him so he left me; for the LA Lakers....

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