We broke up because...

jo_madre · July 2016

wanted to turn the harem into a share 'em.

...actually, don't know why that would trigger it.

slinkybinkydog · July 2016

Burns everywhere and still kept them cooking

ddoud71 · July 2016

Couldn't keep her hands off me

Wait why would we break up for that

jgkoutr · July 2016

He didn't understand when he said share it triggered my fear of food etiquette

ballcoach_08 · July 2016

kept teaching me things

ddoud71 · July 2016

Kept stalking me

slinkybinkydog · July 2016

I gave in and shared. It made me cry! Couldn't handle!

ballcoach_08 · July 2016

couldnt handle once a day

ddoud71 · July 2016

Want selfish enough

striderb · July 2016

When did we start dating?

jo_madre · July 2016

she didn't like me following her everywhere

slinkybinkydog · July 2016

Dating my bestie was awkward

ballcoach_08 · July 2016

kept asking me to tuck it

slinkybinkydog · July 2016

Had trouble tucking it

musclegood_fatbad · July 2016

Didn't like my helicopter impression

musclegood_fatbad · July 2016

She didn't like the heat

slinkybinkydog · July 2016

Everyone wanted her

musclegood_fatbad · July 2016

Always smiled and nodded at everything I said. I know she can't hear me with those headphones in.

slinkybinkydog · July 2016

I was to boring for her

ballcoach_08 · July 2016

said i wasnt naughty enough

slinkybinkydog · July 2016

Lies he said he wasn't naughty

ballcoach_08 · July 2016

couldnt take a stroke i mean joke

ballcoach_08 · July 2016

she hated clearance carter

ballcoach_08 · July 2016

too much time on computer

ballcoach_08 · July 2016

she kept nagging

slinkybinkydog · July 2016

He flirts with all the girls

ballcoach_08 · July 2016

she always called the kettle black hahaha

slinkybinkydog · July 2016

I like the kettle black

ballcoach_08 · July 2016

went black and never came back ahahahahaha

slinkybinkydog · July 2016

Didn't like the color of my clothes

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