We broke up because...

DSwales11 · July 2016

I made fried cucumbers as an appetizer. Everyone looked at me like I was some sort of monster.

SLB125 · July 2016

Said I had too much meat

Justpeachy02 · July 2016

Better cook than I was

ballcoach_08 · July 2016

always ate my dessert

Justpeachy02 · July 2016

His dessert was so delicious never enough

slimgirljo15 · July 2016

Everything was NOT peachy

ballcoach_08 · July 2016

she was always sticky

Justpeachy02 · July 2016

He didn't like it messy

ballcoach_08 · July 2016

confused messy and sloppy

jgkoutr · July 2016

Mmmmm ...sloppy ??

Justpeachy02 · July 2016

ballcoach_08 wrote: »

confused messy and sloppy

Wtf???!!! Lol
Needed to clean up his act

Sinistrous · July 2016

They had that peach fuzz

Justpeachy02 · July 2016

Couldn't keep up with her habits

RunHardBeStrong · July 2016

She had some iffy habits... I don't want to end up in prison.

ballcoach_08 · July 2016

had a problem with my orange jumpsuit

Escape_Artist · July 2016

He was a terrible, terrible driver, and I just can't have that!

ballcoach_08 · July 2016

she was always backseat driving

RunHardBeStrong · July 2016

he never would get in the backseat with me

striderb · July 2016

thought the backseat was only for chatting

RunHardBeStrong · July 2016

He never listened to me

striderb · July 2016

She never stopped talking

RunHardBeStrong · July 2016

(this is true

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He always talked to the neighbor girls but not me

striderb · July 2016

She always wanted me to move next door. Strange.

jhschwindt85 · July 2016

He moved in with a neighbor

striderb · July 2016

But Aly insisted. What could I do?

jhschwindt85 · July 2016

We broke up because you always listened to Aly, and not to me.

striderb · July 2016

She'd never give me a second chance.

RunHardBeStrong · July 2016

She wanted to put a revolving door in our bedroom...

striderb · July 2016

I was getting dizzy going back and forth

ballcoach_08 · July 2016

he kept ignoring me for all his lady friends

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