We broke up because...

Nitroalley2

He walked like an Egyptian

synchkat

He built a house like a pyramid

g44219

she was the Queen of denial

Nitroalley2

He was king butt

g44219

He was always so closed off. Would never tell me what he was thinking.

olymp1a

He could not guess what I was thinking

ddoud71

So we could make up

888Butterfly888

Because he spent all his time at the gym.

KourageousKarina

Because she didn't support me

888Butterfly888

Because she dressed like it was Halloween everyday.

Kassi_Lynn

because you wouldn't go to the gym

3M_TA3

She forced me to the gym....

RunHardBeStrong

He actually meant Jim.. I caught him spending too much time in the neighbor's bedroom

3M_TA3

She got mad that her husb liked me better...

sabrina_dolce

He took too many selfies of himself at the gym

RunHardBeStrong

She lived at the gym. No time for me.

KrazyLeeLee

She would only do it in the Gym but we finally got caught

melaniewelch06

I caught him doing it at the gym with someone else

KelARita7

She wanted to sleep with all her stuffed animals every night

Oxytocin_Panda

because i was a fool. she was perfect (she kept telling me herself, so it's true)

g44219

he never wore pants. He just sat on the couch in a shirt with his junk almost hanging out

Just_J_Now

he dumped me for someone younger and prettier

yusaku02

She badmouthed Harrison Smith

Just_J_Now

I had enough with his football obsession

Alfit88

she didn't want to be my cheerleader

divcara

He was always posing in pink towels.

Alfit88

she was color blind

divcara

he was always telling me I was wrong.

Oxytocin_Panda

she was always hiding in the shadows

Just_J_Now

He always left stuff to the imagination.