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  • KD454
    KD454 Posts: 1,548 Member
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    Darklords wrote: »
    you forgot to bring more rum to the island

    That's @LiftingRiot s job
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
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    unlike myself who brought rum to the party..... This man brought nothing to the table... There was no team work and I did everything.
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
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    talked to much
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
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    He said I talked too much. He became violent and would yell at me telling me to shut up.
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
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    i don't remember..something to do with sasauge
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    He couldn't remember anything. He forgot my name and my number after the first day
  • LZW212
    LZW212 Posts: 286 Member
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    He wasn't into bromance.
  • JackKopCh
    JackKopCh Posts: 8,042 Member
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    He reminded me of Brock from Pokemon too much making sex a nostalgic trip D':
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
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    Was just part of along string of bromances
  • JackKopCh
    JackKopCh Posts: 8,042 Member
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    His bear hugs were a little too tight :o
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
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    Because you wouldn't share your sonic screwdriver
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
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    She had a permanent look on her face like she was pinching a loaf
  • Darklords
    Darklords Posts: 3,175 Member
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    he wouldn't share his stuff with me
  • JackKopCh
    JackKopCh Posts: 8,042 Member
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    She kept biting :naughty:
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
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    He farted constantly in bed... the duvet would levitate! So yes I needed to warm my feet up somehow. :wink:
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
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    she told me she had dutch ancestry and liked to cook...

    and I fell for the Dutch Oven trick
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
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    He got too addicted to the Dutch Oven trick, and put me on a strict diet of cabbage, protein powder, pulses and beans for max effect. I needed more variety (and so did my co-workers)
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    She was all heals.
  • musclegood_fatbad
    musclegood_fatbad Posts: 9,809 Member
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    Said I was too dark
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    ^^^that was the look I got when I asked for NOOKIE :o

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