We broke up because...
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Lazy man!!!0
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@epr3996 He needed a room for frisky time, frisky time is every time babe!
@alexisslolypop too gorgeous, was getting me anxious0 -
Treid to force me to go to rehab0
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Snakes0
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his beard was getting in the way0
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She kept beating the crap out of me :P0
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couldn't sleep...just to much to do0
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he used to disappear often, i mean c'mon man!!!!0
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she took up kickboxing and then beat the crap out of me......and I liked it....a little too much.0
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He wanted to be my punching bag!
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I couldn't hide the bruises anymore.0
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Didn't think kissing his boo boos should stop the complaining!0
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Wouldn't kiss ALL of my boo boos0
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was always hurting himself in odd paces and demanding kisses0
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didn't want to be kissed! 0
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always wanted to correct me!0
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Used whips to correct me!0
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Said my whip wasn't long enough
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The whip scared me.0
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Was easily scared0
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Threw dumbbells at my head..that girl is strong0
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She didn't warn me of flying dumbells0
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Forgot to rack the plates after his workout0
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Always left the plates in the dish rack!0
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Never lifted a finger around the house0
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Was to pretty for me to handle0
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She had the poor me attitude0
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I got no sympathy from her after I fell down a flight of stairs0
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Super clumsy0
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