We broke up because...

projectsix

She kept stealing all my hard earned brain work

Vikka_V

I couldn't keep up at the gym

Dyl1789

I couldnt keep up in bed

slimgirljo15

He was a bogan ..annnnnd couldn't keep up in bed

Dyl1789

She drank VB

slimgirljo15

dylans1789 wrote: »

She drank VB

Ohh thats just being mean mate

Would only drink pink girly drinks..wouldn't wear a flanno and hated double pluggers ..wth

subcounter

She replaced me with someone else

Dyl1789

Sorry, was a low blow

Wasnt called Cheryl and missing 3 front teeth!!!

merrysailor88

was called merry and had all my teeth

Dyl1789

(This is fun and helping me pass the time!!!)

slimgirljo15

subcounter wrote: »

She replaced me with someone else

..never ..theres always a special place in the basement for you ..

He always called me feral Cheryl

Dyl1789

She wouldnt do it in the back of the holden ute

projectsix

Would always spend too much time on the boat.. Sometimes I think she loved that boat more..

merrysailor88

she was so wild, i couldn't keep up or down, or sideways...

Dyl1789

lqqkingatu

Never knew what he meant.

slimgirljo15

Serial Cheaterrrrrr

projectsix

Would only untie me for 6 hours a day and give me just 2 meals. She was just harsh.

Vikka_V

I was too jealous

slimgirljo15

He had awesome muscles ..except for the love one

Dyl1789

She couldnt handle 2 inches.......of exhaust pipe on the commodore

slimgirljo15

He had 2 " it wasn't enough ..it made us both sad

Dyl1789

(Ohhhhhh low blow )

slimgirljo15

dylans1789 wrote: »

(Ohhhhhh low blow )

I'll kiss it better ..he was a sook ..cried all the time

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was too shy!

MegaTunez11

she ended up being married

slimgirljo15

His real name was Meg...

lqqkingatu

LOL

She played Candy Crush at least 10 hours a day.

Dyl1789

(It was rubber fumes from all the burnouts and it only happened once!!!!!)

She supported the sydney roosters

FabulousFantasticFifty

She wore that "kitten" hat everywhere!!!