We broke up because...

Tigg_er

She Always had Gas--would clear a room in a milisecond

Xvapor

She Wasn't a risk taker

Tigg_er

Bridge_marie wrote: »

He likes big butts and he can not lie.... that's what he kept singing.

Fat Bottom Girls Make The World Go Round !

FabulousFantasticFifty

He always volunteered me for Suicide missions

lqqkingatu

She had better legs. And never let me forget it.

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he/she couldn't forget about @FabulousFantasticFifty 's legs.

slimgirljo15

Never breaking up ..he's mine ..all mine

IslaTiempo

She spent more time flirting on the interwebs than focusing on our relationship

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IslaTiempo

happimess1 wrote: »

she asked her ex to give her a breast exam

I trust her hands on my body!


^ was afraid of flying.. can't have that

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FabulousFantasticFifty

Freaked out when he saw me and my best friend hugging!

Nitroalley2

She always wanted MMF threesomes

FabulousFantasticFifty

He had an overactive imagination!

IslaTiempo

She ate all the flan

FabulousFantasticFifty

She only made flan for Special occasions and that apparently was when I was away from home

Tigg_er

I think she just outclassed me

Dyl1789

She was from Tasmania..........hehehe

IslaTiempo

Her hair was always between us

Xvapor

*extensions

Vikka_V

He hates people from Ontario

slimgirljo15

We didn't she's awesome

Xvapor

Another weird canadian

lqqkingatu

Eh just another weirdo eh?

FabulousFantasticFifty

Everytime I asked if she loved me she'd reply "eh?"

SojournerThirteen

She wouldn't stop nailing with her nail gun to bed-board

FittinThis

Damnit...because I didn't realize we were dating.

Dyl1789

she was out of my league

A_MariposaDream

We will never break up! Lol

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She wanted to keep seeing @Lovinastar