We broke up because...

slimgirljo15

It wasnt my hole ..what!!wait

dpwellman

Secretly replaced regular holes with rich, dark, sparkling Folgers Crystals.

MzIrish

had to many secrets

dpwellman

Said, "the truth shall set you free," and it did.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Thought he Was free to say whatever came to his mind!

Dyl1789

wouldn't let me use the whipped cream in the bedroom, said it would ruin the new sheets

Vikka_V

we were too jealous of each others hats

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slimgirljo15

He friend zoned me

lqqkingatu

She spends all day on Reddit

MzIrish

She kept taking my protein shakes away after my workouts

let_me_clip_dirty_wings

Dependency problems - I mistakenly depended on her being faithful to me...

PrincessTinyheart

We went on a hike and I couldn't keep up with him!

Rhody_Hoosier

She was just out of my league.

pudgy1977

He had no feels

Rhody_Hoosier

She spent too much time on MFP.

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Rhody_Hoosier

Hey now...there's nothing quick about....ALL THIS. lol

He was just the wrong person.

slimgirljo15

He was into guys ....tidy unhappy guys ..

MzIrish

she found a new pub crawl partner

dpwellman

I preferred walking to crawling

subcounter

She always took the "Walk in my shoes" literal and would make me walk in her shoes. I am size 12 damn it!

andrewq6100

always saw things in black and white

FabulousFantasticFifty

Thought that black and white photos meant you were ancient!

let_me_clip_dirty_wings

She often objected to my subjectivity...

MzIrish

he doesn't lift

Egger29

Her Workout Playlist was all Mini-Pops

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FabulousFantasticFifty

He always thinks the grass is greener on the other side

lqqkingatu

She drinks too much creme de menthe on St. Patrick's Day.