We broke up because...
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She spent more time with her husband0
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I found out she had a side piece0
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As always confiscating the piece of cake I was saving for later0
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She wouldnt trade her abs for mines lol0
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Obsessed with her abs0
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He was obsessed with an Icelander's abs0
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He kept butt dialing me and askingbif I had the stuff0
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He pulled my hair because he thought it was weave0
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She wouldn't let me pull her hair huge turn off0
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Didn't like the fact I called her by another name0
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he hooked up with my best friend0
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Although we tried and tried and tried, inevitably our anatomies were incapable of procreation...0
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He was trying to conceive a child with a Dude!0
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Saying would violate the TRO0
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I wouldn't let him eat bread0
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Nor cake.0
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I don't know but he was always running from me0
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She was always chasing Men!0
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SHe was busy kissing everybodys cheeks !0
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He paid more attention to his car than me0
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I just wasn't good enough for her0
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She kept stealing my my car! And never gave me a kiss (you knew that was coming lol)0
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He called me an Azz kisser1
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She never understood me0
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He doesn't know how to drive0
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She always took away my desserts!
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Cause I Always went in a straight line0
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Caught him doing lines
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She was always trying to catch people0
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