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We broke up because...
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She fired my Masseur Jean Claude 😒0
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She never let me give her a massage.0
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His calloused hands left me scarred 😒1
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She cheated on me with someone that had callouses0
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He cheated on me with someone that had thoughts.1
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Because I couldn't carry her mass luggage0
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I always had to do all the heavy lifting for him.1
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Because im a weak little man 🥴0
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He was shorter than my 4'11" self and not as strong! I want a Man who can lift me up daily!
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Because she wasn’t into really tall men...0
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He considered "Really tall" 5'1"0
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She considered over 6’ to tall0
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He found out that every person I ever dated was 6'3" or taller and his 6' was insufficient ;p0
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She missed the “over” 6’ - I had to clarify...0
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He was always correcting me! 😖0
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She hated being corrected0
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He said that I should seek help and be corrected. 😲0
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She went a wrong direction with her life 😞0
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She was a backseat driver0
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I disappeared off MFP and she moved on in less than an hour0
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Was always "disappearing" when the bills were due! 😧0
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She kept beating me up😵0
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Because he stole ALL my cannonballs! 😠😆1
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She couldn't get enough of my ham hands lol🤣2
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Because after he stole my cannonballs, I made him Walk the Plank!!!1
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The sharks got me after I walked the plank😬1
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Lol🤣2
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I always felt like a third wheel 😞0
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Because I was a stage 5 clinger and she didn't like that😭0
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