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  • nukephysics
    nukephysics Posts: 406 Member
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    Put his used motor oil in my coffee.
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    I checked her internet search history
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    she wanted to do something with the hammer that sounded very painful
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    she tried using her "tools" on me :scream:
  • gianna42
    gianna42 Posts: 5,991 Member
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    He didn't have enough tools
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Borrowed my tools...and broke em
  • BarbellzNBrotein
    BarbellzNBrotein Posts: 306 Member
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    Wanted to use my semen as a spread. Wierded me out.
  • mrtex_2
    mrtex_2 Posts: 2 Member
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    he was obsessed with cleanliness.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    whogothooch wrote: »
    Broke my main tool, right in half. Now I have a 5" tool that I don't know what to do with.
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Borrowed my tools...and broke em

    Never measured anything properly ..exaggerator ..
  • Nitroalley2
    Nitroalley2 Posts: 3,419 Member
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    She always was measuring me against others. :(
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
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    Kept calling me mom. It was creepy.
  • Nitroalley2
    Nitroalley2 Posts: 3,419 Member
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    _Tink_ wrote: »
    Kept calling me mom. It was creepy.

    She kept calling me big papi. no wait. its Ok.
  • BarbellzNBrotein
    BarbellzNBrotein Posts: 306 Member
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    Avoided direct questions.
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    she called me a freak because I wanted to try a little role reversal
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    I caught her playing with my Gramps! :open_mouth:

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