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  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    edited October 2016
    Every time I tried to touch his tool...he started quoting the Bible
  • khd75
    khd75 Posts: 843 Member
    edited October 2016
    She always created buzz around the tool and than bailed out. She couldn't seal the deal! what a dissapointment
  • LVNF04
    LVNF04 Posts: 2,607 Member
    He made such a big deal about his disappointment that he couldn't commit to any serious relationship.
  • Arizona_C
    Arizona_C Posts: 1,476 Member
    He always sat on the counch drinking beer - never went for the travelling to Nebraska he talked to about when we met
  • dylanafit2016
    dylanafit2016 Posts: 48 Member
    i was too busy working overtime constantly
  • LVNF04
    LVNF04 Posts: 2,607 Member
    She kept giving him my beer, I always had to keep going back to the store to get more
  • Arizona_C
    Arizona_C Posts: 1,476 Member
    edited October 2016
    So, we agree? Getting and drinking beer isn't the destination of life?
  • LVNF04
    LVNF04 Posts: 2,607 Member
    Tried to distract me while she gave the other guy more of my beer.
  • khd75
    khd75 Posts: 843 Member
    Too jealous. He used scientific tools to measure beers I served his buddies. Thats it. you and you'all buddies outta here!!!
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    He was always measuring things. I'm nut sure his measuring tape was accurate. Coylsnond deal with the inaccuracies
  • Nitroalley2
    Nitroalley2 Posts: 3,419 Member
    She was always out to sea
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He was a sailor ..a girl in every port
  • Nitroalley2
    Nitroalley2 Posts: 3,419 Member
    There was never a port open with her.
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    he caught some of the stuff that sailors catch....
  • 888Butterfly888
    888Butterfly888 Posts: 3,203 Member
    When we went running I couldn't keep up.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She was not a he
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    she never introduced me to her family
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    I caught him making out with my sister at thanksgiving
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    he spread vicious lies about me!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He was too close to his family ..if ya know what I mean :o

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