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  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
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    I only wanted to drip hot, melted chocolate on her body. She was worried about the sheets.
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
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    He tried to burn me in my sleep
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
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    She got angry because I made 3 new threads:

    1). Would you stay in bed longer than 30 mintues with the person above
    2). Would you get under the sheets with the person above
    3). and If you were in the same bed as the person above, what do you think would happen on a Saturday, at 2:34 am
  • MJFSH
    MJFSH Posts: 7,252 Member
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    Was thinking of creating threads even when sleep!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    Was always trying to Dead lift me! But first tried to make me dead! :fearful:
  • cahubbard6421
    cahubbard6421 Posts: 769 Member
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    She insisted that i watch the Patiots and only answered to TB12.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    Oh Hellll No!!!!! He forgot that no matter the Season that I was a dedicated Broncos fan!
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
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    During football season, she only wanted to ride me....like a bronco
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    His wife didn't like me :D
  • xtina1081
    xtina1081 Posts: 505 Member
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    she wanted to be my wife but i wasn't ready to commit
  • ChrissyDomer
    ChrissyDomer Posts: 1,064 Member
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    I could never find him
  • xtina1081
    xtina1081 Posts: 505 Member
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    He never cut his nails.
  • xtina1081
    xtina1081 Posts: 505 Member
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    you know that's not true! i gave you all the bacon.

    he was greedy with the bacon.
  • ChrissyDomer
    ChrissyDomer Posts: 1,064 Member
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    She killed my piglet and hid the bacon
  • xtina1081
    xtina1081 Posts: 505 Member
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    she got upset when i told her we were eating her piglet for breakfast
  • xtina1081
    xtina1081 Posts: 505 Member
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    pesce_gatto wrote: »
    Not only won't share her bacon but, eats piglets too...wtf is wrong with you?!?

    you loved it then and you still love it now. don't lie.
  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
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    Utensil problems - I was into spooning while she was only into forking...
  • xtina1081
    xtina1081 Posts: 505 Member
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    :D

    his spoon kept waking me up at night :o
  • JackKopCh
    JackKopCh Posts: 8,042 Member
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    She slept with my toothbrush
  • xtina1081
    xtina1081 Posts: 505 Member
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    he slept with my sister

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