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  • BaddS4
    BaddS4 Posts: 302 Member
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    Told her I was into hot rods... Said she didn't like those :(
  • merrysailor88
    merrysailor88 Posts: 1,260 Member
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    He didn't explain that it was a car, not an actual rod.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
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    She liked rods and I didn't have one :(
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    edited February 2017
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    MrStabbems wrote: »
    happimess1 wrote: »
    jenmar22 wrote: »
    He was better a nerdy one liners than me...it was intimidating :sweat_smile:

    Perhaps you are forgetting my fr message to you lol

    Jen's super emotional so you need to get really deep and connect with her on that level. then and only then will she be your friend.

    it doesn't hurt to let her know who's boss from time to time too

    You idiot XD

    happimess1 wrote: »
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    happimess1 wrote: »
    jenmar22 wrote: »
    He was better a nerdy one liners than me...it was intimidating :sweat_smile:

    Perhaps you are forgetting my fr message to you lol

    Jen's super emotional so you need to get really deep and connect with her on that level. then and only then will she be your friend.

    it doesn't hurt to let her know who's boss from time to time too

    Cant you just pass me the noodz? I have Beyonce's baby bump pics you won't be able to ignore!

    Ummm.... Stabbems possesses many a MFP noodz to share, but not any of me
  • Xvapor
    Xvapor Posts: 1,643 Member
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    You are mean
  • BigDougie1211
    BigDougie1211 Posts: 3,530 Member
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    they kept disappearing.
  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,110 Member
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    jenmar22 wrote: »
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    happimess1 wrote: »
    jenmar22 wrote: »
    He was better a nerdy one liners than me...it was intimidating :sweat_smile:

    Perhaps you are forgetting my fr message to you lol

    Jen's super emotional so you need to get really deep and connect with her on that level. then and only then will she be your friend.

    it doesn't hurt to let her know who's boss from time to time too

    You idiot XD

    happimess1 wrote: »
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    happimess1 wrote: »
    jenmar22 wrote: »
    He was better a nerdy one liners than me...it was intimidating :sweat_smile:

    Perhaps you are forgetting my fr message to you lol

    Jen's super emotional so you need to get really deep and connect with her on that level. then and only then will she be your friend.

    it doesn't hurt to let her know who's boss from time to time too

    Cant you just pass me the noodz? I have Beyonce's baby bump pics you won't be able to ignore!

    Ummm.... Stabbems possesses many a MFP noodz to share, but not any of me

    I have this long corridor full of accurate gold busts of various MFP beauties. Below each bust is a collection of newds for visitors perusal.

    Yours is the one missing from the collection. Hurts me everytime wander those halls, i stop at the moisturiser dispenser and I think, hell I'd move Jen's bust into the VIP room...if only it was complete.
  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,110 Member
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    sorry @BigDougie1211 I was too busy replying to @jenmar22

    we broke up because you is a dude.
  • Gimsteinn
    Gimsteinn Posts: 7,678 Member
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    He just wasn't that into me
  • subcounter
    subcounter Posts: 2,382 Member
    edited February 2017
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    She kept asking who my daddy is in the bed :disappointed:
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited February 2017
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    He was far too innocent and sweet ....nahhh just kidding , could hardly type that for laughing . :D
    Got 4 of the neighbours pregnant
  • merrysailor88
    merrysailor88 Posts: 1,260 Member
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    She's kept telling me I was adorable...
  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,110 Member
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    she looked down on me
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited February 2017
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    He was always mean and abusive :'(
  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,110 Member
    edited February 2017
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    she complained to police that the rope burns were from abuse. They were by request! I don't even like bondage!
  • pbandwine
    pbandwine Posts: 1,236 Member
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    He insisted on referring to himself in the 3rd person.
  • vaccal
    vaccal Posts: 842 Member
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    Planked. Anywhere and everywhere.
  • Gimsteinn
    Gimsteinn Posts: 7,678 Member
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    he hated core workouts
  • vaccal
    vaccal Posts: 842 Member
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    @Gimsteinn woah woah, heavy accusations

    She was a heavy accusation maker
  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,110 Member
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    singing in the rain rendition was awful

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