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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    I caught him smiling and flirting with the neighbour...the neighbours wife wasn't happy either :D
  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
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    Our chemical imbalances could not sustain a healthy relationship. And she cheated on me with my dad, there was that too...
  • BreezyPeezy5
    BreezyPeezy5 Posts: 8,059 Member
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    He left me for 6 months
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    let_me_clip_dirty_wings wrote: »
    Our chemical imbalances could not sustain a healthy relationship. And she cheated on me with my dad, there was that too...

    Sorry..your dad was a better lay :D

    Breezy whyd you leave me :'(
  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
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    Although I was the hop to her hip and the roll to her rock, it turns out I was also the punk to her rock...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    let_me_clip_dirty_wings wrote: »
    Although I was the hop to her hip and the roll to her rock, it turns out I was also the punk to her rock...

    We didn't. .he is the Clyde to my Bonnie, the Pb to my J, the sauce to my pie .. :p
  • LVNF04
    LVNF04 Posts: 2,607 Member
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    My instructions were "I'll be the distraction, you fly the helicopter."

    She never came back.
  • iamsharica
    iamsharica Posts: 947 Member
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    He poured ice water on me in my sleep lol
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
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    Has an ice water fetish
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    edited April 2017
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    Was cold as ice and willing to sacrifice our love!
  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
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    We hit an iceberg.
  • A_Patient_Wolf
    A_Patient_Wolf Posts: 1,347 Member
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    She was pole-dancing on an icicle and got... stuck. Swore like a sailor, totally unladylike.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    She wouldn't move to Australia :'(
  • bdgfn
    bdgfn Posts: 7,719 Member
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    She wouldn't move to Germany. :'(
  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,917 Member
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    Kept hiding my coffee... Can't function without my coffee
  • werobins2
    werobins2 Posts: 254 Member
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    I beat her in a leg wrestling match
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    I beat him often .. :o ...
  • werobins2
    werobins2 Posts: 254 Member
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    and I enjoyed it regularly...but those other weird requests started wearing on my feelings

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