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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    Everything was competition, who could run the fastest, who could eat the fastest.. when she followed me into the bathroom with a time clock, I was done.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    She took to long in the bathroom and always made me late for work!
  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    edited April 2017
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    While I didn't mind that she took up both sides of the bed, I was slightly annoyed that she shared it with others not including me...

    #SharingIsCaring?
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    He wont participate in #FreeLove
  • projectsix
    projectsix Posts: 5,088 Member
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    I don't know why, we were drunk, it was a mistake, let's just be together again!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    edited April 2017
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    Are you gonna stop showing off your body to everyone in town???!!!



    But don't really :tongue:
  • projectsix
    projectsix Posts: 5,088 Member
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    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    Are you gonna stop showing off your body to everyone in town???!!!

    Yes I am. I reside under the tutaledge and mindset of Matthew Mcconaughey. We don't wear shirts! I didn't realize this was a deal breaker.

    DEAL'S OFF! <3
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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  • jjinteso
    jjinteso Posts: 2,060 Member
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    she was too good for me.
  • PrincessMel72
    PrincessMel72 Posts: 1,094 Member
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    He parties too much
  • projectsix
    projectsix Posts: 5,088 Member
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    She would always freak me out by standing next to immediate-death-fall type cliffs.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    He stopped worshiping me and my pretty feet
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    I wasn't willing to suck her toes :confounded::joy:
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    She wouldn't suck anything. I mean I had a cupboard full of lollipops and she wouldn't help me get rid of them.
  • iTim__
    iTim__ Posts: 6,823 Member
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    I tried the lollipop-in-my-pocket line. Didn't work.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    He obviously didn't know me at all.
  • iTim__
    iTim__ Posts: 6,823 Member
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    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    He obviously didn't know me at all.

    Finally figured out, I don't know who the heck she is.

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