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  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    All she wanted to do was lie on her back.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    tjkita wrote: »
    All she wanted to do was lie on her back.

    I tried every position..he just wasn't interested .. :(
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She wasn't fleible enough. I wanted a female gumby.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    tjkita wrote: »
    She wasn't fleible enough. I wanted a female gumby.

    Never satisfied ..geezus ..said I wasn't flexible even though my feet were behind my head :D
  • Abhi_131196
    Abhi_131196 Posts: 1,574 Member
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    She was busy showing her flexibility, never focused on real task
  • littlewolf3785
    littlewolf3785 Posts: 2,592 Member
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    Too focused on the real task, the one in front of you
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    She told to never be in front of her.. I had to always walk behind.
  • jjinteso
    jjinteso Posts: 2,060 Member
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    she would never let me be behind her
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    Because he wanted me to wear a leash
  • jjinteso
    jjinteso Posts: 2,060 Member
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    she wouldn't wear the leash or the handcuffs
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,543 Member
    edited May 2017
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    Had trust issues - rightly so!!!
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She had messed up eyes.
  • bubaluboo
    bubaluboo Posts: 2,098 Member
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    Agreed with everything anyone said
  • mrwineismybf
    mrwineismybf Posts: 4,088 Member
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    She never let me garden with her
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    Her garden wasn't kept trimmed. It was all over the place.
  • mrwineismybf
    mrwineismybf Posts: 4,088 Member
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    He never understood natural is better for the environment
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She didn't clean the bugs out of her garden.
  • mrwineismybf
    mrwineismybf Posts: 4,088 Member
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    He called em bugs i called them my lil helpers
  • jjinteso
    jjinteso Posts: 2,060 Member
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    she didn't know the difference between help and hinder
  • littlewolf3785
    littlewolf3785 Posts: 2,592 Member
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    he was always asking for help