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  • bronzeAngel044
    bronzeAngel044 Posts: 211 Member
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    he didn't let me put my whip cream on his banana
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She didn't like went I went in the back door!
  • bronzeAngel044
    bronzeAngel044 Posts: 211 Member
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    "At the first step upon the cold surface, Buck's feet sank into a white mushy something very like mud. He sprang back with a snort. More of this white stuff was falling through the air. He shook himself, but more of it fell upon him. He sniffed it curiously, then licked some up on his tongue."

    he had too much "snow"
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    WTF does that have to do with your back door?
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    It was when he started going through the neighbor's back door that I was finally done.
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She never put out.
  • bronzeAngel044
    bronzeAngel044 Posts: 211 Member
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    he always wanted more
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    Darn right!! She never wanted it.
  • bronzeAngel044
    bronzeAngel044 Posts: 211 Member
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    he always gave me a pat down before I could come into his house
  • emilyvesta4
    emilyvesta4 Posts: 934 Member
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    He didn't deliver what I actually wanted
  • emilyvesta4
    emilyvesta4 Posts: 934 Member
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    He would dare think a beer shampoo was a good idea!
  • bronzeAngel044
    bronzeAngel044 Posts: 211 Member
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    didn't let me shower with him
  • iTim__
    iTim__ Posts: 6,823 Member
    edited May 2017
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    She was drinking the shampoo.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,841 Member
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    iTim__ wrote: »
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    Kept saying, "there can be only one" and trying to cut my head off with a sword. WTH!

  • emilyvesta4
    emilyvesta4 Posts: 934 Member
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    Overly cynical of my drinking habits
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She wouldn't let me drink my beer in the shower.
  • iTim__
    iTim__ Posts: 6,823 Member
    edited May 2017
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    Lost interest.
  • DasItMan91
    DasItMan91 Posts: 5,753 Member
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    He wasn't interested in talking

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