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  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    edited May 2017
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    Would eat or drink anything anyone gave him with no questions asked
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    His wife said he could do better :(
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    Shes always getting in brawls with th Wives of her Lovers
  • Dyl1789
    Dyl1789 Posts: 2,933 Member
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    always wanted to sell tickets to these brawls to make some money
  • littlewolf3785
    littlewolf3785 Posts: 2,592 Member
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    He just wanted my money
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    She had no money
  • Dyl1789
    Dyl1789 Posts: 2,933 Member
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    her legs were to long for me
  • littlewolf3785
    littlewolf3785 Posts: 2,592 Member
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    His legs werent long enough for the moves I wanted him in.
  • Abhi_131196
    Abhi_131196 Posts: 1,574 Member
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    Size of legs was her only concern
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    Position of legs were too important to him
  • iTim__
    iTim__ Posts: 6,823 Member
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    She expected 360° flexibility in legs -- I'm not your Ken doll!
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    He wouldn't be the Ken to my Barbie
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Wouldn't be my play toy :( believed in celibacy...
  • ParadigmShifter
    ParadigmShifter Posts: 289 Member
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    Her mouth was always attached to me
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    ParadigmShifter wrote: »
    Her mouth was always attached to me

    He didn't know how to properly use super glue
  • Dyl1789
    Dyl1789 Posts: 2,933 Member
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    kept wanting to use the glue to put objects where they weren't supposed to belong
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    dylans1789 wrote: »
    kept wanting to use the glue to put objects where they weren't supposed to belong

    He just wasn't adventurous enough
  • Dyl1789
    Dyl1789 Posts: 2,933 Member
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    she was wanting to be to adventurous on the first date
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    He couldn't handle my straightforwardness
  • ParadigmShifter
    ParadigmShifter Posts: 289 Member
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    Couldn't handle my kinkiness

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