We broke up because...
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Always wore her wedding dress.0
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I took her to the gun range and she didn't know how to shot my ar 150
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Asking me to hold the steering wheel while she takes a selfie0
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He was never in the middle of my picture0
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He didn't like creative composition0
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Too hard to fit all them gains in one shot!!0
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He kept scaring all the women away when he took off his shoes0
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He could never find me
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He took people's shoes0
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Called me a he0
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SojournerThirteen wrote: »He kept scaring all the women away when he took off his shoes
I thought I was scaring them away with my cheesy lines.0 -
She had a gender identity disorder
EDIT sorry minioman, you win again0 -
I was drunk0
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I had to carry her home0
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@stroz He only had one head!0
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@Oops She wouldn't admit it when I found her0
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Darn everyone keeps mistaking me for a dude
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She dropped me!Oops_Myhaloslipped wrote: »I had to carry her home
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Only cuz I was drunk too!
She dropped me!Oops_Myhaloslipped wrote: »I had to carry her home
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SojournerThirteen wrote: »@stroz He only had one head!
Lol.... Me too0 -
Oops_Myhaloslipped wrote: »
Only cuz I was drink too!
She dropped me!Oops_Myhaloslipped wrote: »I had to carry her home
why did we ever break up!0 -
I don't know! Let's kiss and make up
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Oops_Myhaloslipped wrote: »Darn everyone keeps mistaking me for a dude
How on earth could anybody in their right mind make that mistake Ms. Femininity Extraordinary?!
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Whoa0
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Do you two have skype?0 -
He was too much of a bad boy for me0
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