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  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    Got mad when I made her snake stew but didn't tell her it was her snake till she ate the last bite...
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    He moved to another country but left the children behind. Deadbeat!
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    She had too many kids... I already have two what's ten more she says
  • AskMorphis
    AskMorphis Posts: 155 Member
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    I was supposed to receive a closet, but she was delivered at my door, in a wooden box, with two toothpicks and some gum.

    I'm sorry, I needed the gum.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    She tried to sell my children to weird Rich people
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    She objected with how I made money
  • AmaliaLav
    AmaliaLav Posts: 16 Member
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    He messed up multiple times but we are all humans and make mistakes right? :p
  • cburke8909
    cburke8909 Posts: 990 Member
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    Too forgiving
  • gianna42
    gianna42 Posts: 5,991 Member
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    He never had a jacket to loan me.
  • cburke8909
    cburke8909 Posts: 990 Member
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    She looked better without a jacket
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    He was always watching sports
  • FireTurtle75
    FireTurtle75 Posts: 2,014 Member
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    He thought he had wings & could fly
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    He tried to curse me with voodoo
  • FireTurtle75
    FireTurtle75 Posts: 2,014 Member
    edited June 2017
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    She wanted me to poke her with needles instead of the doll
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    He was freaked out by my love of pain
  • FireTurtle75
    FireTurtle75 Posts: 2,014 Member
    edited June 2017
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    She said I was an unbearable pain in the *kitten*.
  • littlewolf3785
    littlewolf3785 Posts: 2,592 Member
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    His idea of poking was not the same as mine
  • FireTurtle75
    FireTurtle75 Posts: 2,014 Member
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    I like a lot of different kinds of poking, I must have been confused as to what she wanted, so she left.
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    She didn't poke hard enough
  • FireTurtle75
    FireTurtle75 Posts: 2,014 Member
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    She kept poking me in the eye with a stick.

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