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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Girl_With_Muscles_ wrote: »
    She had a basement full of hot men but I wasn't allowed down there

    I caught her trying to let them out :o lol :D
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    Was always with a parade of men
  • DasItMan91
    DasItMan91 Posts: 5,753 Member
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    She liked white guys more than black guys......*kitten* racist......
  • BlondeandBlue28
    BlondeandBlue28 Posts: 442 Member
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    He wouldn't give it to me daily
  • iTim__
    iTim__ Posts: 6,823 Member
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    She took metaphors literally...

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  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    He spoke only in metaphors
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    She spoke to People who weren't there
  • iTim__
    iTim__ Posts: 6,823 Member
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    She wanted to be spoken to.
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    He acted like he couldn't hear me
  • iTim__
    iTim__ Posts: 6,823 Member
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    Something she said, I think. I wasn't​ listening.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    Sad story really.
    He didn't hear the train coming! :anguished:
    Good thing he had that Life Insurance, I'm set for Life! Woot!!! :
  • iTim__
    iTim__ Posts: 6,823 Member
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    Long story, but basically...I lost my train of thought; she committed insurance fraud.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    He pressed charges
  • iTim__
    iTim__ Posts: 6,823 Member
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    She referred to her lady parts as "charges" and didn't like me poking around.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    He was trespassing way over on the wrong side of the property line! :frowning::joy:
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    She had property... Much too rich for my blood
  • iTim__
    iTim__ Posts: 6,823 Member
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    She paid for stuff with her blood.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    He was always asking my blood type and I got uncomfortable when I caught him sharpening his canines with a file!
  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee Posts: 4,463 Member
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    When I asked if anyone wanted the last slice of pizza, she said "Me."
  • JeanieWww
    JeanieWww Posts: 4,037 Member
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    because she pretended to share, but her it wasn't in her heart

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