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  • bubaluboo
    bubaluboo Posts: 2,098 Member
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    Confused bogies and boogies with embarrassing consequences
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She didn't like me to bogie with boogies coming out.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    He always wanted my boobies hanging out
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    She never wore a brassiere
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    I thought she was talking about ice cream but apparently she wanted me to wear a bra
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
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    Cause she never even called me by my name.
  • DasItMan91
    DasItMan91 Posts: 5,753 Member
    edited June 2017
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    He tried to call me Bubba instead of my real name
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    We broke up because she lived in the past, all she wanted to do was watch Leave it to Beaver and the Andy Griffith show.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    She was Senile and couldn't tell the difference between Boy's & Girls!
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    Caught her peeing in a closet
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    She would never fix her toilet and didn't like when I set up a bucket in the mop closet!
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    Wouldn't listen when I told her that wasn't a bucket it was my grandma's urn and I don't have a broom closet, it was the pantry :s
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    edited June 2017
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    OOOps Sorry!!!
    I accidentally peed on her Grandma :grimace:
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    OOOps Sorry!!!
    I accidentally peed on her Grandma :grimace:

    Not only that, but she sat on my grandpa when he visited (he's in a wheel chair) and took a dump all over him and wiped with his tie....

    She seriously needs glasses :s
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    She wears my Glasses to look smart!
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    We broke up because her bad bathroom manners got us kicked out of LonniJay's place for good, and then we had no one who would let us visit!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    Only because none off our other friends could handle her quackedy quack quack
  • littlewolf3785
    littlewolf3785 Posts: 2,592 Member
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    She ran all my friends off, now I have none. :'(
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    She didn't like me sharing videos of @FabulousFantasticFifty's bathroom related shenanigans with all her friends... Said it scared them away
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She had a tv in the bathroom

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