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We broke up because...

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  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    He thought my cooking was disgusting
  • projectsix
    projectsix Posts: 5,088 Member
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    She would always put words in my mouth that were actually not there. One time I said one of her sandwiches was disgusting and it somehow carried over to her entire cooking line! :o
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    He didn't like my strategy of starting fights so we could "make up" later
  • projectsix
    projectsix Posts: 5,088 Member
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    LonniJay wrote: »
    He didn't like my strategy of starting fights so we could "make up" later

    CAN WE PLEASE JUST SKIP THE FOREPLAY HERE AND MAKE OUT
  • projectsix
    projectsix Posts: 5,088 Member
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    Errrr, sorry that was rather overzealous. What I meant to say is, Happy Friday! <3
  • littlewolf3785
    littlewolf3785 Posts: 2,592 Member
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    He was always making out with himself..eerrr,,yeah..exiting now.
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She had a hairy butt
  • littlewolf3785
    littlewolf3785 Posts: 2,592 Member
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    His had more hair.
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She always had a plumber crack
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    His cat had no skill
  • littlewolf3785
    littlewolf3785 Posts: 2,592 Member
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    Umm.. I got nothing after that...
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    She had nothing... Even I'm not that broke
  • littlewolf3785
    littlewolf3785 Posts: 2,592 Member
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    Had to keep everything hidden from her to make it look like I had nothing so she wouldn't run me dry.
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    I wanted a provider and she wouldn't give me the lint in her pocket
  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,917 Member
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    She was to aggressive
  • JeanieWww
    JeanieWww Posts: 4,037 Member
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    she needed to learn to be self sufficient and provide for herself so she could enjoy a relationship with someone
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
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    She was too vigorous
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,256 Member
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    We just couldn't see eye to eye.
  • littlewolf3785
    littlewolf3785 Posts: 2,592 Member
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    He was always wanting eye contact
  • cariduttry
    cariduttry Posts: 210 Member
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    i refused to wear contacts