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  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    He ignored my sleep texts
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    So I forgot to double check my cut and pasted message once. He's so sensitive about his name geez
  • bruby28
    bruby28 Posts: 4,123 Member
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    He hated my sideburns
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    Her eyebrows connected, it was like dating the cookie monster
  • bruby28
    bruby28 Posts: 4,123 Member
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    He had extra nipples, couldn't keep up with the type of foreplay he wanted ..was like *kitten* a cow
  • MJFSH
    MJFSH Posts: 7,252 Member
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    had something against the cows
  • littlewolf3785
    littlewolf3785 Posts: 2,592 Member
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    He always liked the bottom. Couldn't understand why?
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    All she wanted to do was watch baseball and I wanted to hit a home run
  • littlewolf3785
    littlewolf3785 Posts: 2,592 Member
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    Kept telling him he had to round all the bases first before going straight to home plate!
  • jacque0888
    jacque0888 Posts: 64 Member
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    Didn't want to go straight home
  • bruby28
    bruby28 Posts: 4,123 Member
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    I thought baseball was a boring sport
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She wouldn't let me round third base
  • bruby28
    bruby28 Posts: 4,123 Member
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    He couldn't find third base , he wasn't experienced
  • jacque0888
    jacque0888 Posts: 64 Member
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    Because she said she didn't like baseball but still references baseball
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She wouldn't touch my bat
  • KelARita7
    KelARita7 Posts: 2,694 Member
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    He was always too busy with his bat...he never had time for me.
  • BigDougie1211
    BigDougie1211 Posts: 3,530 Member
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    I'm Bat man
  • SuperStampede
    SuperStampede Posts: 1,662 Member
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    KelARita7 wrote: »
    He was always too busy with his bat...he never had time for me.

    Could never make it past 1st base.
  • SuperStampede
    SuperStampede Posts: 1,662 Member
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    KelARita7 wrote: »
    He was always too busy with his bat...he never had time for me.

    Ooops... just read up... we already been there... LoL!

    She had me chasing her around the house like a blind bat!
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She always said I was blind as a bat. It hurt my feelings.

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