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  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She kept bringing up her ex that dumped her. All the time Reck this Reck that so I left like Reck did. Crazy lady!
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
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    The only joke he knew was hey I have a headache can you rub it out for me and pointed to his crotch! After 35 years I just needed a new joke!
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    Her dog peed on my couch. :(
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
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    Her obsession of hatred towards giraffes privately but yet openly loves them on the internet was confusing and concerning. I couldn't keep track of what she really liked
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    I found out he was my brother. Being from KY, that wasn't necessarily a dealbreaker, but then I discovered he was so young and well, standards you know.
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
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    I was from Pennsylvania and not related to her.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    He kept insisting I call him Bill and not Dad.. at least in public.
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
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    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    He kept insisting I call him Bill and not Dad.. at least in public.

    You can call me daddy anytime 😉
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    The allowance he gave me was too small. Listen dad, this isn't the 1950's, I can't get anything for 50 cents. :(
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
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    She wouldn't do her "chores" but still wanted me to be her sugar daddy
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    He ran out of money so couldn't be anyone's sugar daddy
  • _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_
    _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ Posts: 2,148 Member
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    He kept calling some other guy Daddy and complaining when the guy didn't buy him things
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She didn't support my job endeavors.
  • GilTAzell
    GilTAzell Posts: 98 Member
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    He needed too much support
  • _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_
    _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ Posts: 2,148 Member
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    He was just a beard and sunglasses.
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She was too superficial. Only cared about looks.
  • GilTAzell
    GilTAzell Posts: 98 Member
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    He never seamed to care about my looks
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    He never showed me the real him.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    He was always at the gym, or with someone called Jim. Whatever the case he was just never home

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