We broke up because...

slimgirljo15 · February 17, 2019 11:27AM

He spoke a foreign language, I had no idea what he was saying

Mk2wagn · February 17, 2019 11:29AM

She has an aussie twang

slimgirljo15 · February 17, 2019 11:30AM

Mk2wagn wrote: »

She has an aussie twang

he didn't like my twang

knowmequick · February 17, 2019 1:50PM

She wouldn’t flirt message with me

AliNouveau · February 17, 2019 2:32PM

He ignored my when I tried to talk to him

PaperDoll_ · February 17, 2019 2:33PM

She had better shoes than me and didn't wear the same size so I couldn't steal them.

Watching_The_Wheels · February 17, 2019 5:44PM

We came to the realization that being together is only an illusion so we drifted further apart than what we already were...

slimgirljo15 · February 17, 2019 7:28PM

I wasn't tall enough

PaperDoll_ · February 17, 2019 8:00PM

Grocery shopping was too difficult because neither one of us could reach the items on the top shelf.

Bill9160 · February 17, 2019 8:04PM

She didn't know how to use a step stool

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ · February 18, 2019 8:02PM

He thought I needed a step stool for everything, even though I'm built like a giraffe.

Tankiscool · February 18, 2019 8:04PM

Every time I tried to sleep she'd sing "blah blah blacksheep"

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ · February 18, 2019 8:05PM

He criticized my singing

Tankiscool · February 18, 2019 8:07PM

She didn't know when to stop....wait why did we break up then?

knowmequick · February 18, 2019 8:07PM

The singing giraffe look just wasn’t working for me

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ · February 18, 2019 8:07PM

He wanted me to be a flamingo instead of a giraffe

Tankiscool · February 18, 2019 8:09PM

I wasn't good enough for her zoo

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ · February 18, 2019 8:10PM

He didn't like it when I acted like an animal

Tankiscool · February 18, 2019 8:11PM

She had me confused with someone else apparently 😜

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