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  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Posts: 214,661Member, Premium Member Posts: 214,661Member, Premium Member
    Zita2019 wrote: »
    She had 25 different husbands spread across Australia 😜

    Shhh, they don't know about each other :D

    You said she liked men better :/
  • Bill9160Bill9160 Posts: 8,788Member Member Posts: 8,788Member Member
    She wanted me to move to Australia...there are too many things that want to kill me down there....including her
  • Zita2019Zita2019 Posts: 3,899Member Member Posts: 3,899Member Member
    He wanted to move to Australia and kept dreaming about Jo and shouting her name out during the night!
  • UntilProudUntilProud Posts: 273Member, Premium Member Posts: 273Member, Premium Member
    I wasn't dope enough on the dope meter...also, she's really *kitten* cool so the next one to date her...you're one lucky person!
  • Bill9160Bill9160 Posts: 8,788Member Member Posts: 8,788Member Member
    He was very wordy and difficult to follow
  • lx1xlx1x Posts: 9,105Member Member Posts: 9,105Member Member
    He just stares behind those glasses
  • PaperDoll_PaperDoll_ Posts: 7,638Member Member Posts: 7,638Member Member
    I was only using him to get to his wife.
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Posts: 214,661Member, Premium Member Posts: 214,661Member, Premium Member
    All he wanted was me to rub lotion on his legs, it was a full time job
  • lx1xlx1x Posts: 9,105Member Member Posts: 9,105Member Member
    Both obsessed with my legs and wife
  • TankiscoolTankiscool Posts: 10,475Member Member Posts: 10,475Member Member
    She only appreciated my downstairs and not my backside. Its like she doesn't even understand leg day!
  • Bill9160Bill9160 Posts: 8,788Member Member Posts: 8,788Member Member
    She had a weird obsession about giraffes and lotion
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Posts: 214,661Member, Premium Member Posts: 214,661Member, Premium Member
    His heart belonged elsewhere :'(
  • Zita2019Zita2019 Posts: 3,899Member Member Posts: 3,899Member Member
    She fooled me into thinking she was a guy, then we met and broke up immediately 😉
  • liftorgohomeliftorgohome Posts: 19,740Member Member Posts: 19,740Member Member
    She was to picky
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Posts: 214,661Member, Premium Member Posts: 214,661Member, Premium Member
    He was too picky.. his nose that is :D
  • FBCoachTFBCoachT Posts: 8Member Member Posts: 8Member Member
    She kept putting her ice cold feet on my back

  • Bill9160Bill9160 Posts: 8,788Member Member Posts: 8,788Member Member
    He wouldn't keep my feet warm...
  • liftorgohomeliftorgohome Posts: 19,740Member Member Posts: 19,740Member Member
    He had a foot fetish
  • Zita2019Zita2019 Posts: 3,899Member Member Posts: 3,899Member Member
    He had very smelly feet
  • lx1xlx1x Posts: 9,105Member Member Posts: 9,105Member Member
    Shes obsessed with smelling feet.
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