We broke up because...
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Women in there 40' and 50's cougar
guys in there 20's cubs
you people live under rocks or what0 -
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There were roaches in the pot0
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Despite the 420 thing, she was still way smarter than me!0
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He wasn't all that bright.0
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She said I wasn't in good enough shape for her.
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He never had time to snuggle on the couch. He was always checking out his awesome arms!0
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She would never let me off the couch0
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She wanted to snuggle on the couch 24/7 I needed to go to the bathroom sometime!0
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He thought he was the boss of me0
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She never let me push her around0
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He spent all his time explaining to people what cougers and cubs were.0
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She got a little too frisky and put me in the hospital0
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because I am an idiot and don't regret ENOUGH things in this life!!!!0
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Who knew she was so delicate??0
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You wouldn't let me curl your hair every morning
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You don't curl naturally curly hair..0
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She insisted her hair was naturally curly and I didn't believe it0
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Her naturally curly hair was nicer than my naturally curly hair!0
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She said I lied about everything...even tho I told her she was beautiful every day..and meant it.0
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She wouldn't share her teeth whitening toothpaste with me....0
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He wouldn't share his cereal even when I begged and shook my *kitten*
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shaking her *kitten* made me REALLY REALLY hungry0
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She always shook her ***** and made me lose focus on my cereal.0
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He always destroyed the kitchen and never cleaned it after he ate cereal!0
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ilovecereal1982 wrote: »She wouldn't share her teeth whitening toothpaste with me....
Heilovecereal1982 wrote: »She wouldn't share her teeth whitening toothpaste with me....
He wanted to use my toothbrush too.0 -
She always ignored me! 0
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