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  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 190,990 Member Member Posts: 190,990 Member
    She never paid the Bridge Troll his toll👹
  • Kindhearts30Kindhearts30 Member Posts: 1,532 Member Member Posts: 1,532 Member
    She fell in love with the troll instead =( I just wasin't enough for her after she met him
  • NVintageNVintage Member Posts: 895 Member Member Posts: 895 Member
    She thought she was too tall for me, and then called my new guy friend a troll even though he's 5ft 10!
  • qxana1969qxana1969 Member Posts: 9,283 Member Member Posts: 9,283 Member
    She was always doing impersonations - she thought she was funny, she wasn't.
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member Posts: 262,430 Member Member Posts: 262,430 Member
    She didn't appreciate my humour 😫
  • PaperDoll_PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 29,129 Member Member Posts: 29,129 Member
    She had no sense of humor. She was so depressing with her constant seriousness.
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member Posts: 262,430 Member Member Posts: 262,430 Member
    Wouldn't share wifey .. I mean whats a little wifey between friends 🤷‍♀️
  • Cat0703aCat0703a Member Posts: 7,730 Member Member Posts: 7,730 Member
    She said I was being “shared” but I was really given away. 😑
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 190,990 Member Member Posts: 190,990 Member
    I found out she was second hand and I was second choice 😧
  • WaiakeWanderer_xWaiakeWanderer_x Member, Premium Posts: 1,482 Member Member, Premium Posts: 1,482 Member
    I found out that the fifty was the number of times she called me per day.
  • PaperDoll_PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 29,129 Member Member Posts: 29,129 Member
    He was always on his phone 😒
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member Posts: 262,430 Member Member Posts: 262,430 Member
    I found naked neighbours in our bed, under our bed and in our closet :(
  • LivyMarie93LivyMarie93 Member Posts: 133 Member Member Posts: 133 Member
    She talked to the waiter more than me when we went out to eat.
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member Posts: 262,430 Member Member Posts: 262,430 Member
    She, she 😫 its too horrible to repeat..

    You know what you did Missy 🥺
  • NVintageNVintage Member Posts: 895 Member Member Posts: 895 Member
    She kept calling me by her old flame's name...Missy!:)
  • FabulousFantasticFiftyFabulousFantasticFifty Member Posts: 190,990 Member Member Posts: 190,990 Member
    Wait... Your name's not Missy? 😮

    She lied about who she really was.
  • Masyn88Masyn88 Member Posts: 1,539 Member Member Posts: 1,539 Member
    She didn't appreciate my artfully crafted lies, stories, tall tales and legends. PFFFT
  • NVintageNVintage Member Posts: 895 Member Member Posts: 895 Member
    She told me too many stories about her ex and just couldn't stop talking about him!!!
  • Masyn88Masyn88 Member Posts: 1,539 Member Member Posts: 1,539 Member
    They made me cut the crust off - not just prepared sandwiches, I had to preemptively circumcise all my loaves of bread.
  • PaperDoll_PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 29,129 Member Member Posts: 29,129 Member
    She only let me eat stale crust because she didn’t want it to go to waste.
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