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she thought she wasn't pretty, but she didn't knew how pretty she was.0
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said she would rather put out a fire with her face than makeout with me0
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kept taking my suspenders 0_o0
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too possessive about suspenders.0
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Kept stealing my clothes!0
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We fought over hair straighteners0
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she said I stretched her clothes out
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she stretched my clothes0
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Her boobs were bigger than mine so she did stretch my tops out!0
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He wanted me to get a Boob job!0
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got me drunk and took my man cherry0
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wouldn't stop with the implants! nearly crushed me to death as I was walking throug the door!0
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made me get a breast reduction
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she misunderstood everything I said!0
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got a breast reduction one day before the honeymoon..r u kidding me?!!!0
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Poked my eye out with her nipples! Now I have to constantly wear these friggin shades!0
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Her Boobs were always the topic of conversation at Dinner parties!0
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I didn't have enough in my sports bra after I lost the weight
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always looked at her sports bra0
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Caught her stuffing her sports bra with jello pudding!0
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Didnt like Jello even when I tried to get creative with it!0
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kept trying to lick my feet 0_o0
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She literally takes Jello baths. Shiit got sticky after a while0
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Didn't have jello - used jam instead. Complained he missed jello..0
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liked jam0
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Kept jamming her jello into places I can't even explain0
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He was a man of few words0
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