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We broke up because...
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I'm an officer of Fat Enforcement and you'll need to follow me0
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Hahah.0
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no one followed him0
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SojournerThirteen wrote: »I'm an officer of Fat Enforcement and you'll need to follow me
I'll enforce my foot up your...
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told me my butt looked big in that !!
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That's okay I'll bring in the dogs!0
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He spent too much time with his dogs0
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She sang "Who Let the Dogs Out?"0
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he didn't like when I barked... shouldn't try and put me on a lead then 0
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Wasn't determined enough0
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she didn't make me bacon for breakfast.0
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I needed a drill sergeant to keep me in line..0
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Me either...0
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I made the bacon, you just wouldn't share - I break up.0
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I stared at her from the other room while she at the bacon0
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Wouldn't let me eat bacon off her abs!0
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she didn't make enough bacon.0
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I'm a drill sergeant Boo!
I love to share my bacon with the ladies
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We need more bacon.0
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she never bought enough bacon from store.0
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he wanted the ladies in bikinis.... not apple catchers.... I got jealous!0
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determined_ella wrote: »he wanted the ladies in bikinis.... not apple catchers.... I got jealous!
What is an "apple catcher"? Thong? Lolol0 -
^ thought the same thing, but didn't want to ask another question - lol0
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didn't know what apple catcher was :-p0
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Could open up to me and I'm all about the open-ness0
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She couldn't catch my apple without the catcher0
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Because she got frustrated that I didn't understand why they would be called apples catchers!0
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got confused easily0
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