We broke up because...

MaxPower0102

Said I couldn't be her "First Man". That wasn't what I was asking......

ItsMeGee3

If Becka's your first, I won't settle for 2nd.

LiftingRiot

I decided to stop dating flowers

Yogi_warrior

Glynn20 wrote: »

If Becka's your first, I won't settle for 2nd.

she ran farther than me.

ItsMeGee3

leonidas_and_spartacus wrote: »

Glynn20 wrote: »

If Becka's your first, I won't settle for 2nd.

she ran farther than me.

I can't get you out of bed!

Yogi_warrior

she tried to get me out of the bed.

got2bfitmom

He insisted on wearing his hood all the time

LiftingRiot

She had a condescending look on her face all the time

Becka4Real

He said everything he was thinking ALL the time

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage

She claimed to have a nut allergy but only to mine

deviboy1592

Took me to see the spongebob movie

Go_Mizzou99

Was always looking at his cell phone

IllBeBack1Day

He ate my Krabby Patty

kendall916

He didn't make me dinner

determined_ella

we fought over the left side of the bed... the right side got the wall... it was cold

Yogi_warrior

wouldn't stay in my bed.

determined_ella

he wanted it on every surface so no wonder I didn't get into bed this caused problems lol

Yogi_warrior

couldn't keep up with me.

Anahita_Swims

he spent to much time in bed

nowweseeyou

She wouldn't join me

determined_ella

he practically lived outdoors I hardly saw him!

Yogi_warrior

she didn't like to be spanked

nowweseeyou

He dressed like the guy from assassins creed

determined_ella

I loved assasins creed more than keeping us together

Anahita_Swims

he was cross all the time

Go_Mizzou99

She had pink lips

Spnneil06

He was looking at other girls lips!

et85219

@anahita_swims She always wanted to swim but would never teach me

IllBeBack1Day

I was always checking out other girls ,oops!

Spnneil06

He checked out my mom!