We broke up because...

Fierce4me

He needed more spanking then I could give

haloandhorns69

Mile high was better at line dancing

mkopenits

She couldn't even

blossomholly

he never finished his sentences ugh!!

Travis_2

She finished all of my..

mkopenits

That's what i was gonna say!

haloandhorns69

He didn't play well with others

Travis_2

She played with everyone

mkopenits

Stole all my flannels

Noelv1976

Thought Samsonite was a real person.

Anahita_Swims

would insist on driving everywhere

SojournerThirteen

She wanted to walk everywhere

blossomholly

you are a beautiful specimen of a human being

fark!!! wrong thread! just pretend this is the I want you thread

determined_ella

she got me confused with her on the side lover!

aesthetikk

wanted me to get a piercing down there

ilfaith

He was just a big ole tease.

aesthetikk

she didnt know me one bit

determined_ella

because he ran away from the tattooists.... he thought I wanted him pierced there... was actually wanting him to get his eyebrow or nipple done

aesthetikk

yea right like a nipple piercing is any better

determined_ella

lol he was afraid of a little nip, so I got him clip ons... he was offended

Becka4Real

He ugly cries

blossomholly

he never washed under his foreskin @aesthetikk

determined_ella

she knew too much!

blossomholly

she was way to fast moving for me

blossomholly

I know right!! he should totally wash under it!

determined_ella

the house always smelled of disinfectant 0_o my eyes were just too sore!

blossomholly

she found out i was just keeping her to attract all the hotties

jrline

her house had rats running around

determined_ella

he kept them as pets and named them all bob o_0

cFitzzz93

It turned out we weren't into dudes.