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We broke up because...
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she couldn't keep up with my sword.0
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I preferred riffles to swords0
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I have no idea what she was always talking about0
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She couldn't even0
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The riffles.0
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she didn't like weapons0
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because I discovered he wasn't actually Gerard butler0
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I'm allergic to holly0
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She was a stalker0
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she was allergic to people0
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Omg...he hurt my.feelings.0
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He laughed at my allergy to bacon0
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couldn't handle bacon0
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she said it was the pig or her! I chose the piggy0
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He burned the bacon0
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He would put bacon grease in my conditioner bottle. Do you know what that does to your hair??0
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she wouldn't eat bacon with ice cream and brownie
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He would take me with pics of food but never let me eat any0
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he wanted me to change my name to Baconholly!0
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I slept with miss piggy?0
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wouldn't let me call her bacon holly.0
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She was too defiant0
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lol0
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she skipped me for holly.0
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She had funny alergies0
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He skipped me many times for others0
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she skipped line ahead of 10 3 year olds.0
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She liked to skip over guys so they could see under her skirt0
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He just kept laughing0
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