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We broke up because...

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  • Ria_StayingFit
    Ria_StayingFit Posts: 6,891 Member
    He wouldn't give me one. I had to go somewhere.
  • aesthetikk
    aesthetikk Posts: 2,816 Member
    was obsessed with sniffing my belly button lint
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    You said my hands were cold ;)
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    Her hands were cold
  • Ria_StayingFit
    Ria_StayingFit Posts: 6,891 Member
    He wouldn't let me warm my feet on his legs. I would have repaid the favour in kind but he would have none of it.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Wouldn't let me warm my hands "between" her legs.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He was sexting hot guys, I couldn't compete.
  • Ria_StayingFit
    Ria_StayingFit Posts: 6,891 Member
    She decided that she needed to take that promotion in Alaska and I just couldn't transfer there
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She had pre wedding jitters, it will pass soon!
  • jrline
    jrline Posts: 2,353 Member
    kept trying to feed me Canadian Bacon saying there was no difference between that and Bacon
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Hated my cooking!
  • Ria_StayingFit
    Ria_StayingFit Posts: 6,891 Member
    Would cook me dog food and call it cordon blue.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    She thought she was a food critic but more of an enthusiast
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He was never enthusiastic about ANYTHING!
  • My_Mind_Is_My_Cage
    My_Mind_Is_My_Cage Posts: 1,344 Member
    She charged for sex
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    She was overly enthusiastic (or maybe I was just that good?) and kept screaming out all the time.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    I was screaming because there was someone standing at the foot of our bed watching us, I guess he put a ad on craigslist for people to pay to watch and forgot to tell me.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    She was always screaming while we were making out -- I couldn't understand her with the ball gag I put on her.
  • Ria_StayingFit
    Ria_StayingFit Posts: 6,891 Member
    He was only kinky with other people
  • bggghmnr
    bggghmnr Posts: 284 Member
    I couldn't keep track of all her other lovers.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    She kept track of our lovin' by carving on our headboard.
  • bggghmnr
    bggghmnr Posts: 284 Member
    He kept vandalizing my furniture.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    She kept tying me to the furniture.
  • bggghmnr
    bggghmnr Posts: 284 Member
    He never let me be the one tied up.
  • Ria_StayingFit
    Ria_StayingFit Posts: 6,891 Member
    She would leave me tied up for days while she went on her business trips. She had trust issues
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    She always called me and said she was a little tied up, I thought she meant she was busy at work......
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He thought I really wasn't at work when I was, seriously explain all of the dollar bills if I wasn't!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    She kept coming home with lots of dollar bills, but I found them on her in interesting places.
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    He took all my money
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She's always wear sheer clothing to my Parent's Dinner Parties! :open_mouth:

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